Tweet
It is quite clear that the hypotheticians of the Democrat Party who currently run the country will not be dissuaded from their plan to make friends with the Arabs instead of killing them. The chief obstacle to the massacre seems to be that it would cause large amounts of litter, which would contribute to the "more serious issue of global warming", as well as the possibility that some of the Muslims would be killed. I do not think we can bridge this gap. In a little over a year, sanity will be returned to the godless Federal Government (at least, to the degree that sanity in that wretched organization is even possible), but what do we do until then? The only plan the Commander in Chief has now seems to be to disarm the rest of us and not to say anything that will make the Muslims angry.
Until January of 2017, we have to do something so that enough of us will be here to continue Christianity and Western Civilization, in spite of the Democrats. The B-52's loom large in both of my plans, the before and the after. Before we get Godly Republicans in charge of everything, let us bomb the Muslims with lard. We should continue to use as many real bombs as the Democrats will allow, but we should start a major campaign to cover all of Araby with hog oil. Modern technology will allow the higher altitude detonation of lard bombs in such a way that the biodegradable oil can be dispersed in a non lethal fashion. This will cause hyper chaos in all of Araby and they may even surrender and ask for foreign aid. On the home front. I believe the use of bacon strips, which are more visible and thus a better deterrent, will be more effective in thwarting terrorist attacks*. We will have to keep the Negroes and Mexicans from stealing the bacon, but that can be accomplished. As an additional benefit, many Negroes are Muslims and there could be fewer burglaries as a result of the bacon festoons.
I believe this is an approach that will produce results and can be considered a genuine compromise. The second part of my plan is that, in as much as the B-52's will be in proximity already, let us kill the Muslims every one as soon as responsible leadership emerges. I believe that Jesus would approve.
*in Texas, where we are all armed, there is little danger of terrorist attacks. however, many areas are under the control of Democrats and the bacon is about the best they can do.
Until January of 2017, we have to do something so that enough of us will be here to continue Christianity and Western Civilization, in spite of the Democrats. The B-52's loom large in both of my plans, the before and the after. Before we get Godly Republicans in charge of everything, let us bomb the Muslims with lard. We should continue to use as many real bombs as the Democrats will allow, but we should start a major campaign to cover all of Araby with hog oil. Modern technology will allow the higher altitude detonation of lard bombs in such a way that the biodegradable oil can be dispersed in a non lethal fashion. This will cause hyper chaos in all of Araby and they may even surrender and ask for foreign aid. On the home front. I believe the use of bacon strips, which are more visible and thus a better deterrent, will be more effective in thwarting terrorist attacks*. We will have to keep the Negroes and Mexicans from stealing the bacon, but that can be accomplished. As an additional benefit, many Negroes are Muslims and there could be fewer burglaries as a result of the bacon festoons.
I believe this is an approach that will produce results and can be considered a genuine compromise. The second part of my plan is that, in as much as the B-52's will be in proximity already, let us kill the Muslims every one as soon as responsible leadership emerges. I believe that Jesus would approve.
*in Texas, where we are all armed, there is little danger of terrorist attacks. however, many areas are under the control of Democrats and the bacon is about the best they can do.
Comment