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  • Breaking news: right-wing militia heros arrested

    It is with heavy heart that I report that the patriot heros of Oregon have been arrested. Despite a brave fight, the overwhelming might of the greatest military the world has ever known proved to be too much for these brave 9 men. A routine traffic stop resulted in the capture and arrest of all men involved, 8 of whom who surrendered with barely a whimper. The 9th apparently shot himself accidentally. With brave men such as these fighting the tyranny of Obamacare, we have little to fear fellow patriots.

    The leadership of the group put out these stirring messages:

    "My message still remains: Turn yourselves in!"

    "Do not use physical force, use the national platform we have to defend liberty through our constitutional rights."

    "The entire leadership is gone."

    "I wouldn't blame anyone for leaving."


    So, stay strong brothers. This fight has just begun. The Bundys will be bringing down the government from the inside (of prison) rather than with 2nd Amendment solutions (which they still believe in by the way).
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Breaking news: right-wing militia heros arrested

    I can see Obama cackling with glee right now, but let's just wait and see who laughs last!

    Now that Obama has started taking out everyone who is not ultra-liberal, we can expect more and more patriots to flock to the side of good, the side of God. We will prevail. No matter how many of us Obama arrests we will not be intimidated! We will liberate the federal lands, we will vote Trump into office, we will make the Bible the law of the land!
    Leviticus 26:15-16
    And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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      Re: Breaking news: right-wing militia heros arrested

      Leave it to a woman, a keeper of the home (Titus 2:5), and natural budget-keeper, to know just how to get justice when the government is in league with the god of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4). Shawna Cox, one of the patriots who took over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, has been charged with conspiracy along with more than a dozen of her colleagues. Not content to simply take the blessings Jesus promises for her indirect Christian persecution (Matthew 5:10-11), she has a plan to fight back. In a counter-lawsuit filed yesterday, she exposed Obama for working for the devil, and has counter-sued for $666,666,666,666.66 in damages.

      I am asking for criminal and civil penalties for the perpetrators that subjected me and my witnesses to the crimes I have identified herein. I claim I and the others involved in these actions have suffered damages from the works of the devil in excess of $666,666,666,666.66. Six hundred sixty six billion, six hundred sixty six million, six hundred sisty six tousand, six hundred sixty six dollars and sixty six cents.
      All is not lost, for Christ the King sits on His Throne even now.

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      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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