Homeland Security - Airport Muslim Guard Pigs

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Donald Trump hasn't even taken office yet and his election to make America great again is already having an effect. From the stock market taking off to saving jobs from going to Mexico, things are beginning to happen.

The Donald has promised to protect our borders and halt mooselimb immigration, and with American ingenuity and innovation is bringing home the bacon with deploying guard pigs at our airports.

A trial is taking place at an appropriate airport in the heart of la-la-land political correctness - San Francisco International Airport. Almost guaranteed to make the liberals heads explode, the airport pigs will keep the rest of us from being blown up as your average mooselimb jihadi terrorist won't even be tempted to board a plane destined for one of America's great again airports.

SFO adds therapy pig to greet travelers
By Beth Spotswood
Updated 4:08 pm, Monday, December 5, 2016

Believe it or not, adorable dogs aren't for everyone. That's one of the reasons why the San Francisco International Airport has added a new member to its four-legged "Wag Brigade" - a pig named LiLou.

SFO's Wag Brigade allows SPCA animals certified by the Animal Assisted Therapy (AAT) Program to greet and comfort hurried travelers as they arrive, depart, or languish through a layover. LiLou is the program's first pig.

According to the SFSPCA, "At a minimum, AAT pets must be solicitous and fully comfortable with handling. In other words, pets must be interested in and eager to approach people and accept handling, regardless of the person’s age, gender, race, size, mobility equipment usage, and apparel." LiLou nailed her training and is now dispatched to the airport once a month.

“I can see that she is happy showing off her tricks and getting her praise,” LiLou’s owner, Tatyana Danilova told USA Today. “It also brings positive emotions to me seeing that we can do something good for the community and bring more smiles in some unconventional way.”

LiLou's SFO schedule is still UP IN THE AIR, so her trick-filled appearances may end up as a surprise to lucky travelers. According to USA Today, LiLou can play music on her toy piano and takes a formal bow after her performances. The prized pig's ensembles alternate between a "Pet Me" vest and a variety of tutus.

“I absolutely love my LiLou and I know she loves me," Danilova told the SFSPCA.

The Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport offers miniature therapy horses. Last year, a mid-flight photo of a passenger's "therapy turkey" went viral.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SFO-adds-therapy-pig-to-greet-travelers-10695602.php

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Homeland Security - Airport Muslim Guard Pigs

I have been in Babylon now for many months and I have seen many strange things. I have never been to San Francisco where they have pigs in the airport but I have heard they are very advanced and progressive there. It must be true because all of the white people who are old and reactionary hate the people there and there must be some reason. But still I have to wonder who thought it was a good idea to take friendly pigs to the airport. I also have another question that I have been thinking about ever since my friend William Jennings Bryan brought this up. How in the world did you people ever get so rich and take over almost the whole world with this kind of thinking? I have always believed that Jah would destroy Babylon in a mighty flash one day but now I think maybe it will just fizzle out.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Homeland Security - Airport Muslim Guard Pigs

The thing about pigs is that they have this sense of smell that can find a truffle buried in the middle of a forest. Not saying that semtex buried in the underwear of a muslim is comparable, but... that sense of smell. OMG WHAT A CUTTTTE PIGGY!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Homeland Security - Airport Muslim Guard Pigs

Pigs are such lovely animals. I wonder if they're still the same animals as during the time of Moses?

God was clear about which animals were common detritus unclean and not permitted to eat. Weasel, bat, dolphin, ossifrage, mole, owl and so on. Other animals were suitable for food, sheep, trout, grashopper, cow, beetle. Pork was singled out by God as a more detailed example:

Leviticus 11:7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. KJV

Later God explained to Peter, because he was going to visit a Roman centurion who could serve up ferret soufflé without a qualm, that He had made all creatures clean. Roast pork is now perfectly OK.

Acts 11:5-9 I was in the city of Joppa praying: and in a trance I saw a vision, A certain vessel descend, as it had been a great sheet, let down from heaven by four corners; and it came even to me: Upon the which when I had fastened mine eyes, I considered, and saw fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And I heard a voice saying unto me, Arise, Peter; slay and eat. But I said, Not so, Lord: for nothing common or unclean hath at any time entered into my mouth. But the voice answered me again from heaven, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common. KJV

"God hath cleansed" is in the active voice, God acted upon previously unclean food items in some way and now anything may be eaten. The active voice goes beyond that however and I'll stick with swine as an example. God has done something to change them from UNCLEAN to CLEAN. Mohammedans deny this revelation. If their religion had come from God then all animals would be suitable for their food. Obviously that doesn't mean everything is equally delicious but the point is that God changed pigs. He didn't say "Peter, for the next week you can eat what the Romans serve because they have appropriate food hygiene regulations" or "pork is back on the menu provided you're not East or South of Jerusalem!." Whatever demon seduced Mohammed was not up-to-date with the latest from God and was therefore lying to him when it pretended to be Gabriel.