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    Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

    California, leader in sodomites and drag queens, is also leader in whiners, not coincidentally. The state has long been whining about a drought, despite warnings that only in turning back to God will their land be healed (2 Chronicles 7:14). Nevertheless, Christ Most Merciful has deigned to give California much needed water.

    Why are Californians not praising Jesus? Are they ignoring this gift of water because of a deep-seated hatred of Christ, moral good, and America? Or has wide-spread, unfettered sodomy rendered them as a whole too retarded to realize the value of this gift?




    With all this new water, Californians still refuse to give Glory to Jesus.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

    I think they're over estimate in the amount of water in the damn. Even have that damn fails, the water is going to spread out I'm sure a few places will get a lot of water but everyone else is going to be fine.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

      The people in California are largely damned and it is only just that the failure of the great dam of California should lead to their destruction. I expect at least half the population to perish in the flood, which is set to commence shortly, with the arrival of the next storm.

      This dam is unnaturally high, as it was built by Californians to signify their power over God. It was as if it was built so high just to show the Lord that they were masters of the world. Well, God has placed a mighty hole in their dam and now, all is lost. Their end is near. Soon, all that water they have been hoarding will be upon them. Let the heathens deny the power of God now.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • #4
        Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        Their end is near. Soon, all that water they have been hoarding will be upon them. Let the heathens deny the power of God now.

        Their very own Ezekiel 25:17 is upon them!
        "I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance on them."'

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        • #5
          Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

          Governor Brown should declare a Day of Thanksgiving to God for the rain. Then, he should thank all the Christians who prayed for rain.

          But, of course, he will not do these things. He will, instead, encourage yoga classes and vegan diets. We can all hope a great earthquake will drop California into the Pacific.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • #6
            Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

            No matter what happens, they'll blame it on Globull Warming and use it as an excuse to raise taxes.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #7
              Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              No matter what happens, they'll blame it on Globull Warming and use it as an excuse to raise taxes.

              The only Warming they will feel is when God destroys them with Holy Fire

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              • #8
                Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Why are Californians not praising Jesus? Are they ignoring this gift of water because of a deep-seated hatred of Christ, moral good, and America? Or has wide-spread, unfettered sodomy rendered them as a whole too retarded to realize the value of this gift?
                Hello Mary,

                Perhaps this is because they don´t attribute the water to Jesus. This might make sense, let me explain.

                About a week ago a gay Jew who likes to tell everyone he really likes black **Reference to a part of the male anatomy removed by moderator** visited California. (So far everything seems normal). For some reason however, the Californian social justice warriors decided this guy was not LGBTQVJHUJFG enough and got into a tamper tantrum. And they started crying. Crying a lot, huge amount of tears, bigly tears too.

                All those tears had to end up somewhere, my hypothesis is that a large amount of those tears added to the water level behind the dam, making it overflow a wee bit. We could test this hypothesis, if someone is willing to go to California, by tasting the water in the lake. If it tastes salty we should know enough. I suspect those Californians already did so as they were already there.

                I suggest they don´t attribute the water to Jesus because they know it came from triggered social justice warriors.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • #9
                  Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

                  The impertinent attitude of these Californians toward the power and majesty of the Lord God is beyond understanding. Having suffered His wrath and seen His authority asserted, they are still trying to thwart His designs. Now, they are trying to avoid their just punishment by filling God's hole with giant bags of rocks. It is ridiculous to believe that a God who can put holes in great dams can be held back with bags of rocks. The next storm is approaching. Soon, God's anger will fall upon their heads. They would be better off throwing Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and Jerry Brown in that hole, if they really want to make amends. And as many movie stars as can be gathered. Throw them in, too.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #10
                    Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

                    I have actually heard rumors that my advice to throw several California politicians in that hole had been followed, as the suggested politicians had not been seen. However, Maxine Waters was seen at a crack house in Oakland overnight, so it is clear that the obvious course for reconciliation with God was not attempted. Now, a great storm is approaching and 10 inches of rain is forecast. The giant hole in the great dam of California has not been fixed and it will probably fail shortly, carrying the wicked to their just reward. Soon the northern part of California, where most of the drugs are produced, is very likely to lie at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, washed there my God's mighty torrent. Let us pray for maximum destruction.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • #11
                      Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      I have actually heard rumors that my advice to throw several California politicians in that hole had been followed, as the suggested politicians had not been seen. However, Maxine Waters was seen at a crack house in Oakland overnight, so it is clear that the obvious course for reconciliation with God was not attempted. Now, a great storm is approaching and 10 inches of rain is forecast. The giant hole in the great dam of California has not been fixed and it will probably fail shortly, carrying the wicked to their just reward. Soon the northern part of California, where most of the drugs are produced, is very likely to lie at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, washed there my God's mighty torrent. Let us pray for maximum destruction.

                      I hear you Brother Moss, and I've been praying on the matter since this story about the dam broke. I believe Jesus could be persuaded to hold back the flood waters if any one of those you mentioned, and in addition to any one of the following would repent and cast themselves into the Oroville Lake in sacrifice for their fellow Californians; Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Barbra Streisand, Meryl Streep, Cher, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, and the entire Kardashian family.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • #12
                        Re: Oroville Dam: Are Californians Rebellious, Or Just Plain Retarded?

                        My entire family have been praying for the people of Californians. I have had the field workers praying during their six hour free time as well. We are praying that Jesus washes the sins of the Sodomites into the seas where they will drown and fall in to the abscess of Hell where they righteously belong.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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