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  • Bama_Girl
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    They come from fat worthless slobs like you actually having a sperm make it to the egg and create something resembling a human.
    It never ceases to amaze me that there are even women in this world that are desperate enough to have sex with someone like you. Oh, wait.... you're a virgin aren't you? After all, you have to wait until marriage and I am sure you are a single man. After all, what woman wants to work her fingers to the bone to feed your slovenly ass?

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  • Captain_Asshat
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    Originally posted by Bama_Girl View Post
    If shit like that happened then I am sure half these people here would have the teeth, tails, ears, nostrils, or faces of the asses their mommas bred with to produce them.
    Of course there kids out there born after their trailertrash-momma's having sex with dogs, cats, donkeys, ant-eaters etc for crack-money. Where do you think retard kids come from, dumbass?

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  • Bama_Girl
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    That poor man had birth defects. It had nothing to do with cross-mating of species. If shit like that happened then I am sure half these people here would have the teeth, tails, ears, nostrils, or faces of the asses their mommas bred with to produce them.

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  • Captain_Asshat
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



    Lack of bathing produces bony deformities!!
    So THAT'S what happens when a woman has sex with an elephant!! ...ewwww.... He looks like a retarded!!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
    Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves?
    That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



    Lack of bathing produces bony deformities!!

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  • Sister Rebecca
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    Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves? So then there must be thousands of angel (meaning devil) winged feral cats all over the world, eh?
    The BONY growth can only be Satan at work. That second picture of the devil cat with the horns is proof enough. Satan has overtaken China! It is time to purge that country from our maps, our globe!!
    Shall we blow it up? Don't we still have the nukes in the silos under Pastor Zeke's summer cottage's lake?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?
    It wouldn't surprise me. After all, the Egyptians worshipped them back in Moses and Abraham's day. I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if I found out the Jews talked them into it.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    This is why I am so sceptical of cats.
    Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?

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  • Unfalsifiable
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    This is why I am so sceptical of cats.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    You seem not to have read the title - notice the word, "devil". This world is filled with satanic influence (look at your threads for example) God and Landover are here to help neutralize his influence.

    Now it seems to me that you are under a similar influence to the cats shown, have you looked under your stained shirt or behind your greasy locks recently? Any demonic wings? Extra ears?

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  • gaypride23
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    Originally posted by Petal View Post




    here be scary link to artickle abouts a noo breed of devil kittys. the chinnee lady say her kitty look like a angel, but that not true, her kitty be a abominashun unto lord God but then i gots to thinkin that maybee devil kittys be a signs that we in End Times , so maybee some good come from devil kittys, cuz i be so ready for the raptures, yay!



    Tjis just proves that god is NOT powerful. If he was really against this, he wouldn't have created it you Jesus
    loving dumbasses

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    So true Brother. Any cat that reaches adulthood over there made it strictly because they are breeding stock for Kitten Chow Mein ingredients.


    YIC

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    China seems to be producing a lot of demon kitties. The END is surely upon us! GLORY!!!
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Dearest Petal, your report is lovely! (and lots of such nice smilies and fonts!) Well done! I have looked for what this could be – is it possible that these verses describe the beast before us?

    Le:11:20: All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
    Le:11:21: Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;


    I think it is a bird with 4 feet that bears a superficial resemblance to a cat. The thing looks as if it fits exactly a “flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;”

    If so, this is a great advance and one in the eye for those who laughed at the idea of unicorns and dragons.

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