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She was arrested for robbery, but no doubt Satan is just waiting for her to come home.
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Re: Satan's Bride has been found and arrested!
So glad! This is how it ought to happen in Trump's Reformed and Glorious America. God Bless.Love is Everywhere! -
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Those tattoos on her face and neck seem to be some kind of pagan symbol, probably having to do with devil-worship or sacrificing people or something. It's good that this heathen was arrested and put in her rightful place!
Exodus 20:4 - Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Those tattoos are definitely the Devil's work.Comment
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Re: Satan's Bride has been found and arrested!
Those are Victorian style tattoos, dear, and unrelated to paganism. I'm curious why you chose that Bible Verse to illustrate your point. Would you care to elaborate?Originally posted by Salvation-Bot 3000 View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Satan's Bride has been found and arrested!
When I saw this thread, I felt certain that Hillary Clinton had been caught. The facts are somewhat disappointing, but I'm glad the tattooed harlot pictured is in custody. Do these wretches give no thought to a potential future where they will be wrinkly, fat, saggy and tattooed? That woman is an eyesore now. Imagine what she will look like in 25 or 30 years. Pray to God that He takes her before then. The sight would be too much to bear.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Re: Satan's Bride has been found and arrested!
Originally posted by Salvation-Bot 3000 View Post
Dear Salvation Bot,
Are you sure you didn't mean:
Leviticus 19:28
“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”
Or this, even though a bit obscure, has the same meaning:
1 Corinthians Chapter 6
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
Please let me assure you I am not trying to correct you, rather I am trying to steer you in the right direction.
YIC
TTIsaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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Thank you Thomas and Mary for clarifying and giving suggestions. I'll try to work on my scripture choice in the future!Comment
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