Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

[Ebenezer Wright]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I almost gag from vomit when I think about what these fags are doing on God's green earth.

Sausage whacker

Now a fannyboy broke into a house and started by rubbing one individual in spices.

Burglar woke victims by slathering one with spice rub

Then proceded to whack the other with his 8 inch sausage!

Burglar whacked the other with an 8-inch sausage, officials say

Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered

I feel these homesexuals are getting more and more crazy and wild as time goes on.

I bet he even used "Homo Sausage"

[Bob4God]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

This is merely a foreshadowing of what is to come if the homo epidemic isn't contained!!

They are wild animals!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Of course it's in Californicatia. Once those disgusting sodomites got the special privilege of equality with regard to marriage, they totally ran amok.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

If someone tried to smack ME with an 8-incher I'd beat them DOWN with my over-Sized KJV1611 Bible!!!!!!

[Bob4God]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Do you suppose he coated the sausage in the AIDS supervirus???

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Do you suppose he coated the sausage in the AIDS supervirus???

Do you think "rubbing in spices" really means slathering it with the AIDS?

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Do you think "rubbing in spices" really means slathering it with the AIDS?

I am not sure.... These fags use such wacky terms to refer to their vile and idiotic acts, I can never understand them!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Of course it's in Californicatia. Once those disgusting sodomites got the special privilege of equality with regard to marriage, they totally ran amok.

You see what I have to deal with in this Godless state? This happened right down the street from me. Well, down the street and "across the tracks" if you get my meaning. We all know what "farmworker" actually means!

But that could have been me getting rubbed with spices and whacked with a weenie! God, why must Fresno be so . . .so . . . Fresno-ish!

[Bob4God]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

You see what I have to deal with in this Godless state? This happened right down the street from me. Well, down the street and "across the tracks" if you get my meaning. We all know what "farmworker" actually means!

But that could have been me getting rubbed with spices and whacked with a weenie! God, why must Fresno be so . . .so . . . Fresno-ish!

Friend, I suggest you purchase a Godly firearm to protect yourself from the invading homo hordes! That is, if the liberal state of Commiefornia still respects our Second Amendment rights!

I personally suggest a Smith and Wesson 357 Magnum. Try to avoid guns with longer barrels, as the image might induce an added level of perverted excitement in the faggot's mind right before you kill him, which might inadvertently make you a stumbling block to him and cause you to go to hell too. And whatever you do, make sure that you shoot them BEFORE they get inside! You don't want to splatter the AIDS all over your Godly bedroom!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Fag Burglar Whacks Victim with 8 Incher

Friend, I suggest you purchase a Godly firearm to protect yourself from the invading homo hordes! That is, if the liberal state of Commiefornia still respects our Second Amendment rights!

I personally suggest a Smith and Wesson 357 Magnum. Try to avoid guns with longer barrels, as the image might induce an added level of perverted excitement in the faggot's mind right before you kill him, which might inadvertently make you a stumbling block to him and cause you to go to hell too. And whatever you do, make sure that you shoot them BEFORE they get inside! You don't want to splatter the AIDS all over your Godly bedroom!

Thank you for the tip brother! I've had guns in the past, but I always lose them! You know how some people are with their keys and wallets, they never know where they are? I'm like that with firearms. If I had a nickle for every gun I've lost track of, I'd have like, over a dollar I guess! I bought a Glock 19 9mm about 3 months ago and I have no idea where it is!