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    John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

    Say what you will about the President's new security adviser, John Bolton, he hates Muslims and loves war. These will serve President Trump well.

    I think we're going to see our heroic troops marching back into Iraq. But this time, there will be no ISIS left they come home. There is be no Iraq left either. Johnny Bolton takes no prisoners.


    John Bolton's take-no-prisoners style may prove problematic in the White House
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

    His mustache is glorious, and so he must be glorious as well! And besides, it's about time the Muslims were out of the Middle East. President Trump tossed them out of the White House, he's keeping them out of the USA, let's support him keeping them out of the Middle East as well! Let's take the Middle East back for Christ!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

      Mr. Bolton loves war so much he enlisted in the National Guard during the Vietnam draft. He must have been sorely disappointed when he discovered that signing up for the National Guard made him ineligible for military service in the war. So I can see why he would be so eager to get (other people's kids) into a war now, to make up for the glory he was deprived of earlier. God Bless America that he gets a 2nd chance!

      During the 1969 Vietnam War draft lottery, Bolton drew number 185. (Draft numbers corresponded to birth dates.) As a result of the Johnson and Nixon administrations' decisions to rely largely on the draft rather than on the reserve forces, joining a Guard or Reserve unit became a way to avoid service in the Vietnam War. Bolton enlisted in the Maryland Army National Guard in 1970...
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        Mr. Bolton loves war so much he enlisted in the National Guard during the Vietnam draft. He must have been sorely disappointed when he discovered that signing up for the National Guard made him ineligible for military service in the war.
        I've heard National Guard duty in Maryland was rough. The man who emerged from that experience, John Bolton, is tough and fearless. I could see him on a white horse leading troops back into Iraq.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I've heard National Guard duty in Maryland was rough. The man who emerged from that experience, John Bolton, is tough and fearless. I could see him on a white horse leading troops back into Iraq.
          YES! But first we need a doctor's opinion on whether he suffers from the deadly double bone spurs. I'm a qualified medical professional so I can do a quick review of some video someplace to see if his walking does in fact indic... YES! It turns out he does have double bone spurs so he won't be riding that white horse back to Iraq. Unfortunately.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            His mustache is glorious, and so he must be glorious as well!
            Anyone with a 'stache like that is either a homosexual or a superb specimen of manhood—there is no middle ground—and since Trump picked him, we know he can't be gay.
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              Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              Anyone with a 'stache like that is either a homosexual or a superb specimen of manhood—there is no middle ground—and since Trump picked him, we know he can't be gay.
              Central casting must be running out of old white guys that they'd resort to someone like that. Isn't there a 26yo former model available or a former party planner for Trump Golf events?
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                Re: John "Bombs Away" Bolton Will Stop Those Muslims

                I see Bolton offering bold new solutions to the world's problems.

                Send all the mooselimbs in the Middle East to Germany - Angela Merkel likes them and seems to know what to do with them.

                Let Russia have Iran and Syria - Putin has proved he knows what to do, just like he did with Chechnya.

                Why wait for California to secede from the union - just cut them off now and open their borders to Mexico. Then send all DACA/DREAMERS to their "new" country.

                All the LIEberals and DEMONcrats need to be sent to North Korea for lessons in Juche socialism, and then there is a place for them in Venezuela.

                Obama needs to go back to his "roots" in Kenya, and sagging Stormy can find work on some ranches in Nevada.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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