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  • Nazi Rat meets joo surrender monkey

    As if France isn't bad enough already, their illegal immigrant president personally greets Pappa Ratz.


    Pope begins first visit to France



    The Pope has arrived in France for his first visit there since he took office.

    He was met at Paris's Orly airport by President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife, Carla Bruni.
    During his four days in the country, the Pope will celebrate an open-air Mass in Paris and travel to the shrine of Lourdes. In a country that has strict laws on secularism, Pope Benedict XVI is also due to give a speech about the role of religion in society. "I love France, France's great culture, French art," he told reporters while on his way to Paris.
    What's that? Are they both gay? Or does Sarkozy think he's a white flag?

    I would take the Thalys to Paris to go and rebuke these sinners, but I'm still out of money (Pastors, has that little problem been settled yet? ).

    Instead, I intend to stand with my back to France stroking my KJV as long as the Rat is in that country.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    Re: Nazi Rat meets joo surrender monkey

    How close did you get with your bullhorn, Brother? Did the airdrop of THESE Chick Tracts come off smoothly?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Nazi Rat meets joo surrender monkey

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      How close did you get with your bullhorn, Brother? Did the airdrop of THESE Chick Tracts come off smoothly?
      Alas not Pastor. The pilot refused to give me more credit, so I have handed them out at a local mosque instead. I'm not sure if those mooselimbs understood them though, they looked a bit confused. And dangerous. And ugly.

      I have sent Sarkozy an e-mail instead. In no uncertain terms. That will teach him.

      I ended with this verse:

      2 Chronicles 19:10
      And what cause soever shall come to you of your brethren that dwell in your cities, between blood and blood, between law and commandment, statutes and judgments, ye shall even warn them that they trespass not against the LORD, and so wrath come upon you, and upon your brethren: this do, and ye shall not trespass.

      Let's hope he got the message.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Nazi Rat meets joo surrender monkey

        My my, Ratzy's looking awfully gaunt these days. Hasn't somebody told him that heroin chic went out of style in the nineties?
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        • #5
          Re: Nazi Rat meets joo surrender monkey

          I notice that this is a close in picture. I suppose they did not want to show all the rifles that had been dropped onto the tarmac.

          YIC


          Leviticus 26:27-29

          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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