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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Dothead Homer Sports Scandal

    It seems that a homer dressed as a female runner won a medal. This makes Jesus sick.

    Indian runner fails gender test

    NEW DELHI, India -- An Indian runner who won a silver medal
    in the women's 800 meters in the Asian Games this month has failed
    a gender test and is expected to be stripped of the medal,
    according to reports Monday.

    Santhi Soudarajan took the gender test in Doha, Qatar, after the
    victory.

    The test reports sent to the Indian Olympic Association on
    Sunday said Soudarajan "does not possess the sexual
    characteristics of a woman," The Times of India reported. The test
    was administered by a medical commission set up by the games'
    organizers.

    There are no compulsory gender tests during events sanctioned by
    the International Association of Athletics Federation, but athletes
    can be asked to take a gender test. The medical evaluation panel
    usually includes a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, and
    an internal medicine specialist.
    Wait a second.... "Her" coach didn't know that "she" didn't "possess the sexual characteristics of a woman"?! These cow-worshipers think they can steal American jobs AND lie to the world about cooters and choo-choos? Outrageous!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386
      #2
      Re: Dothead Homer Sports Scandal

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      It seems that a homer dressed as a female runner won a medal. This makes Jesus sick.



      Wait a second.... "Her" coach didn't know that "she" didn't "possess the sexual characteristics of a woman"?! These cow-worshipers think they can steal American jobs AND lie to the world about cooters and choo-choos? Outrageous!

      A man (even if only a kike) dressing as a woman is ABOMINATION in the EYE OF GOD!

      But falunting it before thousands running around as a woman... a thousand hells are little punisment for this Homer attention-harlot

      MAY GOD PUNISH THESE HEATHENS! (swiftly if it is HIS WILL)

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        • Brother Love
          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 403
          #3
          Re: Dothead Homer Sports Scandal

          I guess the SODOMITES worldwide will do ANYTHING to get in the limelight. I'm sure they will soon be in Satan's LIMELIGHT and then they'll be wishing they had REPENTED and TURNED cuz they is goin' to BURN!!
          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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            • see_the_light
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 1386
              #4
              Re: Dothead Homer Sports Scandal

              Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
              I guess the SODOMITES worldwide will do ANYTHING to get in the limelight. I'm sure they will soon be in Satan's LIMELIGHT and then they'll be wishing they had REPENTED and TURNED cuz they is goin' to BURN!!
              I guess it's that SOY thig they mentioned in another post, these heathens don't eat no meat for fear of taking a bite out of their grandma...

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