[Alvin Moss]

Re: Australian fires

Evolution is a lie! This is what Australian Aborigines look like:

I don't understand why Australian men like to dress like Dutch prostitutes. Those short shorts can't be very useful for running through the brush, whether it's on fire or not.

[Basilissa]

Re: Australian fires

Oh, I don't doubt it. Apparently Australia is home to an entire species of savage apes who the Darwinists are fond of trotting out as the "missing link" that "proves" evolution.

Brother Dennis, please thread carefully here! Evolution is a lie! You cannot cherry pick, you would have to accept all of it! According to evilutionists, pure blood white people descend from Homo sapiens neanderthalensis - and I think we can both agree that is simply impossible!

Also, I would like to point out that you used wrong photo in your post. This is what Australian Aborigines look like:

I hope this was helpful.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Australian fires

And who knows maybe a few witches and demons get burned, too.

Oh, I don't doubt it. Apparently Australia is home to an entire species of savage apes who the Darwinists are fond of trotting out as the "missing link" that "proves" evolution. Apparently, in addition to huffing gasoline and raping their own offspring, these simian creatures of near-human appearance practice a primitive form of magic and devil worship.



Pictured: The beings referred to as "Homo erectus" (not making that up!) by scientists.


Once all of these native beasts, as well as the Irish criminal-descended atheists and sodomites have been burnt and purged away, Australia can be reclaimed for God. Praise His holy name!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Australian fires

I once had a obsession with Koalas and Kangurus. This was many many years before I found Jesus and the Bible. They just had this profound and crazy effect on me making me feel happy seeing those cute and soft and fluffy animals. But that exactly was part of what tried to turn me gay.



Now there is this theory that the furry perverts who dress themselves like animals are partly turned into this behaviour by certain animals probably created by satan to turn people into perverts.


I have no doubt in my mind that God is cleaning that place of all these perverted creatures and thus making less people turn gay. As a scientist would say cause and effect means that these fires will prevent people dying from Aids.


Honestly we should start a huge charity donation campaign to donate to the people starting those fires so they can buy bigger equipment to make their work easier setting the place on fire.

And who knows maybe a few witches and demons get burned, too.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Australian fires

I had always heard there were too many rabbits in Australia. Maybe this great big rabbit barbecue has solved that problem.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Australian fires

The Earth is laid out like a carpet so that every part can enjoy the rays of the sun as it swirls around the firmament. I don't see how they could get any light if they are under the carpet, so to speak.

Great point, Mr. Moss. The Austrians are enjoying a lot of light this year and it's still Winter. When the weather warms up it should get really nice, time for a baaabie mate? Crispy koala on a stick? Deep fried dingo? Wood-fired wallabee? Gidday mate?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Australian fires

I've never seen Australia, have my doubts it exists.

I've heard that there are scientific explorers on the utube who have gone to considerable length to settle the question of whether Australia exists or not. Apparently, the matter has not yet been decided but I will point out that Australia is said to be "down under". God put the countries on top of the Earth, not under the Earth as if they were under a rug. The Earth is laid out like a carpet so that every part can enjoy the rays of the sun as it swirls around the firmament. I don't see how they could get any light if they are under the carpet, so to speak.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Australian fires

Jesus was a carpenter.….he built useful things out of wood

And not only that, but stopping pagans to worship them as well, like St. Bonifacio did to in Germany, even if we have to be tortured to death like him. What matters is the reward of God in the afterlife.

I'm not going to look up Bonifacio, simply because if you're endorsing him he's as likely to be in cahoots with Zeus as anything else and let's face it, any uprooted tree can be converted into an idol. Here's the pope worshipping one.

God detests idolatry, making idols, selling idols, being in a room where there are idols, prostrating oneself on the floor in front of idols, the worship or adoration or veneration of idols (He doesn't care what you call it) and heathens too. God detests heathens. Now I hear the acme of ignorance so often which seems to be believed that "back then" (meaning in Jesus’ day or in the time of the psalmists or perhaps in the days of Deborah or Jonah) there was a different social order. Apparently what's unacceptable now was OK back then. Or something. It's all pretty vague but paramount in all the nonsense is the idea that "modern cosmology" did not exist (it did: that's when it was invented) and that everyone believed in "gods" to explain "natural phenomena" which otherwise had no explanation. This is false. Regardless of how many demons were worshipped—all of whom were co-opted into your catholicism just as Zeus and Aphrodite were drafted in—there were people who denied God, who stated that He did not exist and who sought to live in a universe without God. You tend to overlook this in your posts. If it were not so, why would the Psalmist write:

Psalm 53:1-3 To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
1 Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
2 God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see
1 If there were any that did understand, that did seek God.
3 Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy;
1 there is none that doeth good, no, not one.

If everyone believed in one "god" or another, or several, or worshipped the twelve stars calling them divine, why would anyone write Psalm 53? Indeed, it seems to have been fairly widespread according to verse 3.

The heresy you're promoting attacks Christ by denying Him and substitutes popes, none of whom have ever been resurrected, made up "saints" and outright demonolatry reinforced with lies and idols. You need to check your papist privilege when posting on a Christian forum. Wood idols burn just the same as trees but metal idols revert to their molten state pretty quickly at the right temperature. God knows.

Leviticus 19:1-4
1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying.…
4 Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Australian fires

You guys are very hard on Australia. But it's not a joke, it's a real place.

I've never seen Australia, have my doubts it exists.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Australian fires

You guys are very hard on Australia. But it's not a joke, it's a real place.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Australian fires

Everyone seems to forget that Jesus was a carpenter (Mark 13:1-2), and that means that he built useful things out of wood - which comes from trees. God meant for us to cut down those trees and build furniture and houses.

And not only that, but stopping pagans to worship them as well, like St. Bonifacio did to in Germany, even if we have to be tortured to death like him. What matters is the reward of God in the afterlife.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Australian fires

Looks like the President of Austria is in a "spot of bother", as they say over there. Perhaps it's time for them to invade Poland again.

Some people have been really quite offensive to him.

“You’re not welcome, you <obscenity redacted>,” a man yelled after Morrison as he retreated under a barrage of insults.

Such people have no manners. Matthew 12:36-37 has something to say about them!
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Australian fires

Looks like the President of Austria is in a "spot of bother", as they say over there. Perhaps it's time for them to invade Poland again.

Australia’s pathetic PM reveals much about the right’s effort to deny reality
Australian English is rich in its descriptions of worthless men: as useful as tits on a bull, a dry thunderstorm, a third armpit, a glass door on a dunny, a pocket on a singlet, an ashtray on a motorbike, a submarine with screen doors, a roo-bar on a skateboard. Morrison is all of the above

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Australian fires

God enjoys smoke when done according to His method

Greetings!

This is so very true, Sistren Mitza. This is why Jah has gifted us with the ganja. Jah does not want people to make smoke with trees or even the toads you have offered. The smoke enjoyed by Jah is the smoke of the ganja plant which he has given us for that purpose. The white people in Australia should stop the burning of their oily trees and make smoke as Jah has intended.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Australian fires

The oil in the trees is very combustible and would make a great fuel for jets. The smaller "middle storey" plants are even better and it could be that as they released their fumes into the air without doing any useful work (other than setting the trees on fire) that sort of explosion would occur, or have been predicted to. One solution would be get everyone into jet helicopters and run them on farmed tree-oil. The exhaust would provide useful carbon dioxide promoting new tree growth. A real win-win.

Instead they'd rather burn them all straight into the air. God enjoys smoke when done according to His method but surely there's a lot of unclean animals getting incinerated (to save the environment) which generally He does not like? Toads, for example.