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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

    Dear Lord! This one takes the cake! Seems this public school teacher (forgive me Jesus) just couldn't wait to jump on a 17 year old football player right in front of her own kids and baby sitter!

    From the article:
    Darcie Esson, 32, an English teacher for four years and sponsor of the student council, is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old football player on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their babysitter slept in the two beds, according to the arrest affidavit. The female babysitter is also a 17-year-old high school student.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

    No tale of depravity in public schools surprises me anymore, especially since the Christ-hating atheists forbade prayer and the Bible and replaced them with sex ed. Of course, we should also blame Bill Clinton for setting the standard for liberal righteousness in these matters.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386

      #3
      Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      Dear Lord! This one takes the cake! Seems this public school teacher (forgive me Jesus) just couldn't wait to jump on a 17 year old football player right in front of her own kids and baby sitter!

      From the article:
      Darcie Esson, 32, an English teacher for four years and sponsor of the student council, is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old football player on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their babysitter slept in the two beds, according to the arrest affidavit. The female babysitter is also a 17-year-old high school student.
      Where was her HUSBAND?

      Or her father? Or even a Brother?

      Women are known for these things and THE LORD has given every MAN the burden of watching the wives in their family.

      May THE LORD allow her to find a TRUE CHRISTIAN HUSBAND to correct her and save her.

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      • TwinkBoy
        CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 212

        #4
        Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

        Oh come on PEOPLE! What's wrong with that? Good God the kid is SEVENTEEN years old and that makes him a MANnnnn! Hey, Love is LOVE you know?

        Now, I admit doing it in front of the kids and the babysitter is a BIT...well...ah..."raunchy" but really people. Hey, it's not as bad as the time I got caught "doing it" in the Sacristy when I used to go to Church....which was a verrrrrrrrrrrry long long long time ago BTW.
        "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

        "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #5
          Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
          Oh come on PEOPLE! What's wrong with that? Good God the kid is SEVENTEEN years old and that makes him a MANnnnn! Hey, Love is LOVE you know?

          Now, I admit doing it in front of the kids and the babysitter is a BIT...well...ah..."raunchy" but really people. Hey, it's not as bad as the time I got caught "doing it" in the Sacristy when I used to go to Church....which was a verrrrrrrrrrrry long long long time ago BTW.
          A Choir Boy serviced by a cat-a-lick priest in the sacristy....

          SICK!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

            Actually, it says that they kids and sitter were asleep. Mind you, doing it in front of them was wrong AND the kid was underage.
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            • Jesus is Lord
              Devout seeker of the Truth™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 639

              #7
              Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Actually, it says that they kids and sitter were asleep. Mind you, doing it in front of them was wrong AND the kid was underage.
              I'm surprised you seem to be offended by this as it is a known fact that heathens have no morals.

              Maybe you are starting to accept Jesus in some lighter corner of your dark heart. PRAISE BE!
              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                Darcie Esson, 32, an English teacher for four years and sponsor of the student council, is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old football player on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their babysitter slept in the two beds, according to the arrest affidavit. The female babysitter is also a 17-year-old high school student.
                It seems to me that the most worrying part of the story is the way that there were three other people in the room, but only two beds. Either the two children were sharing a bed in training for incest, or else the reason that no-one else woke up is that the babysitter had just plied the four-year old with gin and then engaged in a marathon molestation session with the elder child that had left them both so exhausted that they slept through the teacher/football player fornication like a pair of sinful little logs. Of course, this is just my take on the story, and maybe I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here, but it definitely seems like the simplest and most plausible explanation to me.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Glendora Christianson
                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329

                  #9
                  Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  It seems to me that the most worrying part of the story is the way that there were three other people in the room, but only two beds. Either the two children were sharing a bed in training for incest, or else the reason that no-one else woke up is that the babysitter had just plied the four-year old with gin and then engaged in a marathon molestation session with the elder child that had left them both so exhausted that they slept through the teacher/football player fornication like a pair of sinful little logs. Of course, this is just my take on the story, and maybe I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here, but it definitely seems like the simplest and most plausible explanation to me.
                  Thank you for mentioning these possibilities, Brother Temperance. If GOD's glory had not been so destroyed by our secular government, I have little doubt that the entire family would have been stoned by now. Where are the real Christians when we need them?
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • Brother V
                    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3481

                    #10
                    Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    Where are the real Christians when we need them?
                    Not in Denver! That's for sure!

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                    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      Thank you for mentioning these possibilities, Brother Temperance. If GOD's glory had not been so destroyed by our secular government, I have little doubt that the entire family would have been stoned by now. Where are the real Christians when we need them?
                      Mother Glynndie, I'm sure this poor, depraved, well-built, misguided and confused young man will be turning 18 soon, kicked out of his home by his horrified and publicly shamed parents, and forced to travel by Greyhound to a new city.

                      Perhaps I should revive my stalled bus station and truck stop witnessing ministry? This is clearly a young man who needs to find his way to Jesus' sweet love!

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                        Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                        I'm surprised you seem to be offended by this as it is a known fact that heathens have no morals.

                        Maybe you are starting to accept Jesus in some lighter corner of your dark heart. PRAISE BE!
                        This is what I love <insert sarcasm> about xtianity. You people honestly seem to believe that one cannot have any sense of morals or decency without believing in your deity and your bible.
                        Newsflash: If your deity were a human, he would have been imprisoned long ago for homicide, genocide, crimes against humanity and sociopathic and psychotic behavior. So if you people choose to follow that deity, then you cannot accuse others of not having morals, as your very teachings go against a decent moral code.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #13
                          Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          This is what I love <insert sarcasm> about xtianity. You people honestly seem to believe that one cannot have any sense of morals or decency without believing in your deity and your bible.
                          Newsflash: If your deity were a human, he would have been imprisoned long ago for homicide, genocide, crimes against humanity and sociopathic and psychotic behavior. So if you people choose to follow that deity, then you cannot accuse others of not having morals, as your very teachings go against a decent moral code.
                          Genocide? YOU dare speak of genocide!!??? You and your baby-killing liebrals are great at pointing the finger at Jesus, but you don't have an answer for the billions of pre-born babies you send into the flames of hell, not to mention the ones you eat in your satanic rituals.

                          Nothing God has ever done could possibly be considered genocide. God makes the rules, and the rules are in the pages of the Holy Bible. If you weren't an unsaved wad of trash, you'd have a chance of comprehending the intense love God shows us by slaughtering His enemies and protecting us from ourselves. God INVENTED morality, ok?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Genocide? YOU dare speak of genocide!!??? You and your baby-killing liebrals are great at pointing the finger at Jesus, but you don't have an answer for the billions of pre-born babies you send into the flames of hell, not to mention the ones you eat in your satanic rituals.
                            1) Abortion does not kill babies. It kills unborn embryos/foetuses which have the potential to become a baby. No more. They are not people yet. They are shell preparing for future life.
                            2) For the last time, I do not eat babies. Pagans don't eat babies, and what you saw me eat was a suckling pig!! And you're just jealous because I bet you wish you could have suckling pig, all that juicy roasted meat on a spit....mmmm...delicious!

                            Nothing God has ever done could possibly be considered genocide. God makes the rules, and the rules are in the pages of the Holy Bible. If you weren't an unsaved wad of trash, you'd have a chance of comprehending the intense love God shows us by slaughtering His enemies and protecting us from ourselves. God INVENTED morality, ok?
                            So the biblical flood was not genocide? The wiping out of cities like Sodom and Gomorrah? The fact that he ordered Saul to wipe out all people under the rule of a certain king your deity found displeasing, then cast out and tormented Saul just because Saul took pity on some of them and let them live? That isn't genocide?
                            And once more I state, your religion is NOT the first one. Morality was around a long time before xtianity came into the picture.
                            And let's look at not-so-ancient times. The 'holy war', the crusades, the inquisition, the witch-burnings, the hangings in Salem.....all these acts are well and good and lovely?
                            Your religion causes people to become detestable, and to excuse all their foul deeds by saying 'god' commands us to (insert crime here).
                            Your book was written by ignorant, arrogant, men. Your religion has a 'bad guy', your so-called 'devil', but buddy, you WORSHIP the ultimate (thankfully nonexistent) bad guy.
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                            • TwinkBoy
                              CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 212

                              #15
                              Re: Teacher Has Sex W/17yo Football Player While Kids Watch!

                              Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                              A Choir Boy serviced by a cat-a-lick priest in the sacristy....

                              SICK!
                              See The Light, OMG! I can't believe that thought came out of your "saved" mind and mouth. Actually, it was not me and a priest. I'll just leave it to your imagination "girl".

                              TaTa Love,
                              Twink
                              "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                              "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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