Scientists Teach Goldfish To Drive.

[handmaiden]

Yes. You read that right. Goldfish are getting behind the wheel and will soon be zooming down our streets.

Things aren't bad enough with swarthy, bearded immigrants taking over the taxi industry, now they want to give good-paying, American jobs to goldfish. . . Wait, are these American goldfish?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Scientists Teach Goldfish To Drive.

They already let flighty women and three-quarters blind Orientals and hepped-up darkies drive. What's one more kamikaze-mobile thrown into the demo derbies that America's once great highways have become under faggot Buttigieg?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Scientists Teach Goldfish To Drive.

The Democrats are getting desperate, next thing you know they will be issuing them drivers licenses and voter registration.

[Roland]

Re: Scientists Teach Goldfish To Drive.

American jobs to goldfish. . . Wait, are these American goldfish?

I guess they are now. According to Wikipedia, for what that is worth, they were originally from East Asia: Goldfish Wikipedia does call them an ¨invasive pest in parts of North America¨. Quite explicit words coming from Wikipedia of all places.