[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Beijing Winter Olympics

There's so many things wrong here - thank you for bringing to our attention Harsha.

• Ginger. Ginger.
• The man cleaning, the woman is watching.
• Scottish "athletes"? If you count staggering around drunk a sport.
• Gay, well what else would you expect?

If the Scotch can send out a boy like this into battle, is it any wonder they lost their dignity to the English?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Beijing Winter Olympics

he is identifying as a proud gay man

Do kweers compete in the men's events or the women's events? Does it depend on whether they're "tops" or "bottoms?" I can't imagine straight male athletes would be comfortable with a fag eyeing their members, ani, and scrota in the locker rooms. It's not like a homer could control itself under such circumstances; we'd be hearing about forcible sodomy in the showers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Do kweers compete in the men's events or the women's events? Does it depend on whether they're "tops" or "bottoms?" I can't imagine straight male athletes would be comfortable with a fag eyeing their members, ani, and scrota in the locker rooms. It's not like a homer could control itself under such circumstances; we'd be hearing about forcible sodomy in the showers.

Look at his posture, butt up in the air. He is advertising, "I'm available."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Look at his posture, butt up in the air. He is advertising, "I'm available."

Brother Mayor, you can take that to the bank. Straight men do not bend over, period.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Beijing Winter Olympics

Brother Mayor, you can take that to the bank. Straight men do not bend over, period.

Amen to that. Real men have a subordinate pick things up off the ground for them, or, failing that, bend at the knees and crouch, thus defending the anus from homosexual attack.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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My boys have been watching the hockey - a game they are keen to take up, as there are just about enough of them for two teams. Ten of them are over the age of 5, and Thomas (3) and Benjamin (2) can act as goalies. It's just a question of freezing the lake.

However, while watching Finnland vs. Swissland they have raised an interesting question about the unfair advantage to Olympic teams where everyone speaks a weird language. Swiss is weird enough, even if some of the other Nordic races can probably understand them. But seriously, Finnish? As a possibly unintended consequence of God's Holy Will (Genesis 11:6-7), or more likely one of His Holy Jokes, those Finnlandish guys could be shouting anything to each other and nobody else (not even the ref) would understand.

In the context of hockey, this is just an invitation to cheating and mindless abuse. I propose that hockey players speaking languages other than American should be banned for life.

[Elmer G. White]

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My boys have been watching the hockey - a game they are keen to take up, as there are just about enough of them for two teams. Ten of them are over the age of 5, and Thomas (3) and Benjamin (2) can act as goalies. It's just a question of freezing the lake.

However, while watching Finnland vs. Swissland they have raised an interesting question about the unfair advantage to Olympic teams where everyone speaks a weird language. Swiss is weird enough, even if some of the other Nordic races can probably understand them. But seriously, Finnish? As a possibly unintended consequence of God's Holy Will (Genesis 11:6-7), or more likely one of His Holy Jokes, those Finnlandish guys could be shouting anything to each other and nobody else (not even the ref) would understand.

In the context of hockey, this is just an invitation to cheating and mindless abuse. I propose that hockey players speaking languages other than American should be banned for life.

Dear Sister,

While I wholly agree that the Swish and Finish languages are primitive and mostly incomprehensible, I'm afraid that - as is the case with most olympiadic sports - the players rely on body language to channel their deepest cravings. As we dive into the despicable realm of male hockey player body gestures, we can soon notice how the game is - as is the case with most olympiadic sports - a facade for gay anal seduction. Please cover your eyes when you look at the image below:



Please look at the slogan on the garment of the player. It has come to my attention that a "quicky" is sodomite slang for rectal intercourse. Unfortunately these messages can be transmitted without actual symbolic language and still readily understood by the muscular youth who have chosen to follow the sodomistic agenda.

Isaiah 57:4
Against whom do ye sport yourselves? against whom make ye a wide mouth, and draw out the tongue? are ye not children of transgression, a seed of falsehood,

Obviously, the spectators as aficionados are also all sodomistic gay homosexuals.




I rest my case. Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[handmaiden]

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Dear Brother Doctor White, the verse that you have quoted from Isaiah is a powerful reminder that we need spiritually mature, manly men such as yourself to guide us in our study of Holy Scripture.

It's one thing to allow unsupervised children to read about Lot's daughters' seduction of their father, threats to/actual killing of children, or the various kinds of rape (brother on sister, gang, prelude to marriage, war captive) noted in the Bible. But the words of that verse contained in the Prophet's testimony to us has a certain, Jenny Says quality that an impressionable youth might misread.

Thank you for standing between us and that sort of confusion.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here. Yes, I was writing before about our own athlete from Scotland Mr. Bruce Mouat, and I am very happy to be reporting that tomorrow he will be competing in the gold match against Sweden, yes. Curling is a very important sport here in Scotland as my people invented it on the beautiful Scottish lochs, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you as some of you have been offended my the fact that Mr. Mouat is an independent proud gay man but I am thinking that you are not seeing this sport in its entirety, yes, no you are not seeing. Curling is just like the story of the blind men and the elephant. Yes, one is touching the tail and thinking that it is a broom and one is touching the nails and thinking that they are big smooth stones. Yes, in the same way curling is not just the brooms and the stones but it is also precision and tactics and Mr. Mouat is my champion yes. I am hoping that this image of our champions will be giving you inspiration and hope, yes.

[MitzaLizalor]

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"Olympics" are supposed to demonstrate prowess in battle skills. If the Greeks saw the Romans could throw a javelin more fiercely than themselves, that would translate to spears on the battlefield. Let's say the best Greek could throw a spear 200 feet. Then at "the games" a Roman competitor managed 240 feet. What would happen in battle? The Greeks would get run through. There was a similar situation between England and France at one time – perhaps it would make a good project for your class? The English had a bow that could fire arrows over a greater distance (and faster) than the French. The result was that the English could kill all the French archers before the French were close enough to even fire off a single arrow. Well, they could fire them, but they'd fall short.

Track events served a similar purpose. The Persians had a good team, trained up and fast but at every event the Macedonians would leave them behind by several yards – or by a significant time margin in the case of marathons. Messages could be delivered so much faster. It was best to shake hands and not bother invading. Scouts could get back (to Macedonia) faster than (Persians) could advance and (the Macedonians) would be waiting, trebuchets primed with molten lead.

What is the purpose of curling?

[Didymus Much]

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...What is the purpose of curling?

From my experience, getting drunk, afterwards usually.


Note comma placement.

[handmaiden]

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From my experience, getting drunk, afterwards usually.

So, in addition to worshipping monkeys, you curl your hair then drunkenly wobble about town like a floozy?

I had such a different picture of you in my mind, Mr. Much. I see now that I must rededicate my prayer efforts on behalf of your immortal soul.

[Didymus Much]

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So, in addition to worshipping monkeys, you curl your hair...

No, Ms. Lizalor was referring to curling as in the second favourite Canadian sport, where we throw 40lb. lumps of granite at ice houses (yeah, it sounds a bit weird, I suppose).

...then drunkenly wobble about town like a floozy?...

Not with the present Coronavirus restrictions unfortunately. I have to do my wobbling around well outside of town.

[Roland]

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No, Ms. Lizalor was referring to curling as in the second favourite Canadian sport, where we throw 40lb. lumps of granite at ice houses (yeah, it sounds a bit weird, I suppose).

Have you succumbed to some archaic system for measurement? 20 kilograms Didymus, stay on track

[handmaiden]

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curling as in the second favourite Canadian sport, where we throw 40lb. lumps of granite at ice houses (yeah, it sounds a bit weird, I suppose).

Have you succumbed to some archaic system for measurement? 20 kilograms Didymus, stay on track

No, "pounds " was correct. "Favourite", however, was not.