Now abortion is banned we need to STOP them flushing them down the toilet

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Since ending abortion, women all over America have been flushing their miscarried and home-aborted fetuses down the toilet in record numbers. There is a Texas public health advisory not to do this. They can thrive in the rich effluent and make their way onto public beaches, where they clamber ashore like a Syrian migrant future terrorist pulling surfers and children underwater to an early death. Please stop now.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Now abortion is banned we need to STOP them flushing them down the toilet

Since ending abortion, women all over America have been flushing their miscarried and home-aborted fetuses down the toilet in record numbers. There is a Texas public health advisory not to do this. They can thrive in the rich effluent and make their way onto public beaches, where they clamber ashore like a Syrian migrant future terrorist pulling surfers and children underwater to an early death. Please stop now.

Thank you, Dr. Toole, for sharing your background in science with us here at Landover Baptist. I understand Christian law enforcement across the U.S. faces a challenge in detecting home abortions disguised as miscarriages. Local law enforcement is grabbing phones, iPads and whatever else when a woman who missed periods shows up at a doctor's office not pregnant. A search of the devices will show if the woman visited a Planned Parenthood site, bought abortion meds and so on. Harlots, of course, are crafty and are finding ways to hide their sin.

Better surveillance of raw sewage would help. By constantly monitoring sewage police can spot abortion drugs and baby remains. If there are enough sampling stations they can tell where the flush took place.

This War on Women will not be cheap. We will need more monitoring personnel, labs and scientists. Catching women in the act of sin is money well spent.

[Social Construct]

Re: Now abortion is banned we need to STOP them flushing them down the toilet

I think I know the actual story behind those pictures.

You know how there was a local scandal about the onanism arrest at the fish pond? Actually, that was a human-bodied trans-fish, who was trying to fertilize the eggs laid by cis-female fishes. However, the consent paperwork was not in order, so I agree that his arrest was perfectly warranted.

Breeding human-bodied people with fish-bodied fishes is officially beastiality, and that results in the birth of monsters. Judging by those photos, it seems Disney's The Little Mermaid lied to us, and human-fish hybrids do not conform to hegemonic western beauty standards at all.

In case anyone says this is biologically impossible, I will remind them that biologists are nazis, and the Old Testament was written by bronze-age middle-easterners, who have Other Ways Of Knowing.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Now abortion is banned we need to STOP them flushing them down the toilet

You know how there was a local scandal about the onanism arrest at the fish pond? Actually, that was a human-bodied tans-fish, who was trying to fertilize the eggs laid by cis-female fishes.

Wait, I've heard onanists trying to use the bathtub loophole, claiming that spilling seed underwater is legal because it the seed doesn't hit the ground:

Genesis 38:9

9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

However, this proves that shower-fapping is actually the worst kind of all! When that seed goes down the drain, it might impregnate the sewer-crocodiles!

We need a crackdown on suggestive bath toys. This must not be allowed to happen:

it seems Disney's The Little Mermaid lied to us, and human-fish hybrids do not conform to hegemonic western beauty standards at all.

Don't single us out, since those creatures have been kicked out of the ocean, it looks like even the fishes themselves don't have strong enough beer googles for them. And if the ocean is downstream from the Freehold River (A creation geographer was told me it is) then those guys are swimming though a soup of heroin needles and meth lab byproducts.