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  • MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

    What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!

    Harry Potter and the half-billionaire

    JK Rowling has been named as the world's richest author by Forbes, with earnings of an estimated £3 million a week or £5 per second.
    The Harry Potter creator is unlikely to be adversely affected by the global credit crunch as the movie adaptations of her Potter adventures have generated £2.1billion at the box office and there are still three more films to come.


    The former single mother on benefits, who has sold more than 375 million books worldwide, receives an undisclosed cut from the film profits. In addition she receives around £100 million from merchandising.

    The writer admits that, despite her talent ands creativity, she is indeed incredibly fortunate: "I'm the luckiest woman in the world. Immensely privileged."

    The 43-year-old mum of three has earned approximately £560 million of which the £160 million she raked in over the last year was said have been more than the next nine best-selling writers, including James Patterson, Stephen King, Tom Clancy and Danielle Steel, put together.

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    Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

    Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
    What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!


    The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • #3
      Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

      She did not write these stories. There is no way a welfare mother could have done it. Satan invaded her spirit and gave her these story lines in order that she help him turn young minds to Satan.

      Note that throughout the books, the wizard headmaster is a homosexual predator that is alone with Harry Potter all too often, and that the Ron character is always jealous when Harry spends time with Hermione because Ron wants Harry to himself. When that hot Bulgarian comes on the scene, Ron goes nuts because he is so turned on by the big one but he is attracted to a girl.

      The whole Weasel family has red hair. If that is not demonic imagery, I don't know what is.

      Demons. Witchcraft. Homosexual subplots. Parental disrespect. It's all Satan, Satan, Satan.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • #4
        Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
        The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
        Yes, I suppose they would be compelling and interesting to the demons that infest you.
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          Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

          The ability to write compelling stories with interesting characters, that's what!
          Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

          Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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          • #6
            Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

            As if we needed any more proof. That Godless whore has children by different fathers! I am glad my Jean is not such a slut.

            What is her husband thinking, allowing a woman to make money from selling Satanic material to young children? Is he a man or a homer?

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            • #7
              Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

              Originally posted by Mr Godwin View Post
              Get this straight. People don't have the ability for success like that own their own, twitbottoms. Either God did it or the devil did it. Runeling is obviously in league with the devil. Her Harry Pooper books don't include scripture, either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.



              Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

              As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #8
                Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

                Many people have writing talent - Rowling happens to be one of them.

                As for my pipe, I prefer chocolate tobacco.
                How extraordinary. So you're saying you smoke chocolate pipe tobacco? I prefer a good cigar myself, twiddlebuns. Each to his own. It takes all kinds to make the world go round. It's extraordinary, that's what.
                Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                • #9
                  Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                  Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                  What makes a jobless single mother on benefits into a half-billionaire within 5 years? Selling your soul to Satan, that's what!
                  What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

                  People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

                  You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

                  Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.
                  "If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete."
                  - Sun Tzu

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                    Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                    Originally posted by The Jackal View Post
                    What about other famous writers like Stephen King or Tom Clancy? Or what about other people as well like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas with making creative and fun movies to watch. Or even famous music bands like The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, Rolling Stones, etc with such great music to listen to.

                    People have the ability to be very creative, whether be writing, drawing, movie making, comedy, music, etc.

                    You don't have to put a stamp on it and saying its Satan's fault because they are making tons of cash over it.

                    Don't jump to conclusions saying it was Satan's Act that did this.

                    The only reason they disapprove of her making so much money off the Harry Potter enterprise is that they aren't getting any of it. If she was giving them her money, they wouldn't care how she made it.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                      Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
                      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                        Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                        Originally posted by Kinetic View Post
                        Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?


                        These Landovites ain't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          These Landovites ain't the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.
                          lol well said
                          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                          • #14
                            Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                            Originally posted by Kinetic View Post
                            Everyone here knows that harry potter is a work of fiction right?
                            Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches.
                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                              Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!!

                              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                              Yes it is all fiction, but have you seen what it is doing to the youth of this world. Turning young boys into four-eyed, queer, witches.
                              HEY I WEAR GLASSES, MY MOTHER WEARS GLASSES, MY GRANDPARENTS ALL WEAR GLASSES, AND I WILL NOT SIT HEAR WHILE YOU THROW AROUND "FOUR-EYED QUEERS"
                              Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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