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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Nigra Dies

    The nigra singer-boy James Brown finally died, and good riddance too. He tricked countless white teenagers into doing the "frug" and the "camel walk" and gyrating like jungle savages about to fornicate. Pastor Pistle waged a long Bible-inspired war against this boy, and along with his longtime personal friend and golf partner J. Edgar Hoover, was successful in shutting down several nigra jungle drum concerts, thus saving thousands of lives back in the 1960's. The boy had an arrest record a mile long.


    That boy was always hopped up on nigra weed, so it should come as no surprise that he died at the age of 73. I have no doubt that he is gulping sulfur at this very moment, Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Nigra Dies

    Was it drugs? Did he get shot? Did he slip and fall heading to the bathroom after having sex with an underage white girl? What did you hear?

    Dean

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: Nigra Dies

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Was it drugs? Did he get shot? Did he slip and fall heading to the bathroom after having sex with an underage white girl? What did you hear?

      Dean
      Well don't you just know that the jew lawyers who protect him will make up some story, just so they can sell more records to future generations of unsaved trash. They'll make up some romantic nonsense like him saving babies in some hellhole in africa from the aids they deserve. I'm sure he probably choked on his own vomit, like so many of those nigra bucks do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Nigra Dies

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I'm sure he probably choked on his own vomit, like so many of those nigra bucks do.
        Can you imagine being in a drug induced haze, realizing you can't breathe; and as you become more aware of the situation you realize Jesus has a hand over your mouth, the other pinching your nose, in a slow and methodical death grip. Then, just as you are losing conciousness, you realize Jesus has loosened His grip and you are sliding into hell. Terrifying.

        Dean

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        • Brother Love
          Yes, THAT Brother Love!
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 403

          #5
          Re: Nigra Dies

          Well I be guessin' the Lord had a "special" Christmas present in store for Brown!! It be a "special" ticket to hitch a ride on the Hell Soul Train (reserved seating only). That's what he gets for livin' a life of SIN and PCP addiction! The LORD'S JUSTICE comes to all in the END!! Guess he ain't livin' in America no more as now the nigra is LIVIN' IN HELL! Maybe he'll write a song for the DEVIL down there. This nigra lived a SINNER'S LIFE and now he's goin to get a SINNER'S REWARD in the Valley of Abomination and Desolations for ETERNITY!!

          Let this be a warning to ALL SINNERS!!
          Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

          "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


          "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Nigra Dies

            Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
            Let this be a warning to ALL SINNERS!!
            And all darkies. When Jesus kills you a couple of hours into His birthday, there's a message.

            Exodus 10:2
            And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wrought in Egypt, and my signs which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am the LORD.

            I wonder what other filth will get it today.

            Dean

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Nigra Dies

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              "camel walk"


              "Camel Walk" indeed!!!

              Ah, this "James Brown" must have actually been that little lesbianese Homer! "Chadi" who many years ago used to Despoil our Godly boards - now burnt extra-crispy from long years of wandering in the desert sun after falling out of favor at Landover Baptist Church.

              Good riddance to him and his camel, Clyde.

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #8
                Re: Nigra Dies

                My, the LORD is in a giving mood today! He blesses us with wonderful gifts on His birthday (such as my lovely new S3755 Hoover Bagless Canister Vacuum) and then delivers this smelly crook into the bowels of Hades, all the while asking for nothing in return but that we tithe, praise Him, and accept Him as our Savior. It's really quite profound.

                Could that jabbering jigaboo Chuck Berry be next? We can only hope and pray.
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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2025
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Nigra Dies

                  Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                  My, the LORD is in a giving mood today! He blesses us with wonderful gifts on His birthday (such as my lovely new S3755 Hoover Bagless Canister Vacuum) and then delivers this smelly crook into the bowels of Hades, all the while asking for nothing in return but that we tithe, praise Him, and accept Him as our Savior. It's really quite profound.

                  Could that jabbering jigaboo Chuck Berry be next? We can only hope and pray.
                  You got a Hoover for Christmas my dear? That model is so last year!!
                  I got my Negra cleaning lady a new broom and dustpan and you should see her move when I fire off a few rounds behind here. The trouble with Hoovers is that they just don't pick up empty Cartridges or Shell Casings.

                  Still, Praise The Lord© for ridding the world of another Pie Stealer.
                  You'd think that on his Birthday Jesus® would take a holiday, but no, in his selfless way he still has work to do.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • TwinkBoy
                    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 212

                    #10
                    Re: Nigra Dies

                    Have you PEOPLE no shame? I mean this was THE Godfather of Soul that so sadly died today and who is now living in BLISS with our ONE DIVINE COMMON CREATOR, the LIGHT. I'll miss James Brown as I loved his music!! I woke up to the news this morning and just flew right into hysteria and tears. But, opening my Xmas presents made it all better, better, loves.

                    James Brown was just an ORDINARY GUY but OH WHAT A GUYyyyy.......He will be GREATLY MISSED by the world!!

                    Now, SISTA Talitha.....girlfriend....WHAT are you doing? Have you lost your marbles? Slavery is OVER girl! I feel sorry for your poor Black American cleaning lady Are you sure you're not related to Brother Love? You should be in jail for attempted murder shooting off a few rounds at that poor lady! Girlfriend you have MUCH to learn when it comes to how to treat PEOPLE!!

                    Oh well...gots to go go.........I'm going OUT for the evening to engage in SIN and DEBAUCHERY....CHOW LOL..........

                    Twink
                    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #11
                      Re: Nigra Dies

                      Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                      Have you PEOPLE no shame?
                      James Brown Christmas song lyrics:

                      Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
                      I feel good, I knew that I would, now
                      So good, so good, I got you

                      Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
                      I feeeeeeeel nice, like sugar and spice
                      So nice, so nice, ARAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies)
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Nigra Dies

                        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                        Have you PEOPLE no shame? I mean this was THE Godfather of Soul that so sadly died today and who is now living in BLISS with our ONE DIVINE COMMON CREATOR, the LIGHT. I'll miss James Brown as I loved his music!! I woke up to the news this morning and just flew right into hysteria and tears. But, opening my Xmas presents made it all better, better, loves.

                        James Brown was just an ORDINARY GUY but OH WHAT A GUYyyyy.......He will be GREATLY MISSED by the world!!

                        Twink
                        I can't help thinking your sympathy is somewhat misplaced. James Brown was a darkie. Everyone knows darkies hate sodomites. Oh, no, wait, so does everyone else, especially GOD. Carry on up the highway to Hell.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: Nigra Dies

                          I can't Believe that when I turned on my Christian computer this morning James Brown's Death was still the lead story on CNN!!!

                          How the HELL (Forgive me, Pastor, but I am most upset) are we to find out what Paris and Britney are up to with all this fuss about a Dead neegroe who didn't even Praise JESUS as he lay dying! And he knew he was Dying, according to this latest "news" story!

                          OH! the Sin! OH! the Damnation!!!

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #14
                            500 Nigers die

                            Nigeria Pipe Blast Kills over 500
                            Luanda, Dec 26 (PL) The explosion of a fuel pipeline in Nigeria's largest city, Lagos, burned to death more than 500 people on Tuesday, radio station reports revealed in this capital.
                            Eyewitnesses said that a ruptured gasoline pipeline burst into flames in the district of Abule Agba on Tuesday after thieves punctured the pipeline overnight.
                            Hundreds of residents of the district went to the pipeline with plastic containers to collect fuel when the blast detonated and the pipeline burst into flames.
                            Red Cross secretary-general Abiodun Orebiyi said that the death toll is yet to be confirmed, but hundreds of jumbled and fused bodies have been seen and counted at the explosion scene.
                            Rescue workers continue trying to document more charred corpses found at the scene, but the intense heat and billowing smoke are keeping them back. A similar explosion killed over 150 people in Lagos in May.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Virginia Day Templeton
                              Christ's Battle Axe
                               
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 2827

                              #15
                              Re: Nigra Dies

                              Apparently, his last words were "I'm going away." And we True Christians™ know exactly where he was going.

                              SUV, I humbly suggest that you start visiting the Godly Fox News web page instead--they're much more in-tune with what's really happening in the world, like the wicked schemes of Jooz and Mudslimes. In fact, the dead nigra is almost nowhere to be seen!
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