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    Football Has Become Pornography!

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    Football has never been a Godly sport, it involved sweaty men in tights rubbing up against each other. And we all know what that leads to, especially when they get back to the locker room to remove their dirty jock straps.

    But now, they have made it even worse! Women playing football!! I wonder what people could possibly be thinking when they come up with this stuff.
    And thats not all fellow Christians, they are having these women play in UNGODLY lingerie!!

    Do you think I want to see some girl on girl tackling, while their wearing only their unmentionables mind you? Most certainly NOT. Last time I viewed such unGodliness I was unable to stand for two hours, I was in fear of showing my shame!

    Seattle Lands a Women's Lingerie Football Team

    An offshoot of the uber-popular Lingerie Bowl halftime show that's appeared during Super Bowls past, there's now a fledgling league of extraordinary women who will play tackle football against one another in their underwear. Tryouts for the Seattle team, the Mist, are this Friday at Greenlake, although official league play won't start for another year and games will be played indoors, ala arena football. Then there will be a party on Saturday night at Venom, where the public an meet the lucky 12 in "full uniform" (read: in their undies). Fully-clothed details after the jump. It'll be really interesting to see how this goes over in Seattle.

    The Lingerie Football League will be a full-contact tackle football league
    Full contact! Disgusting!

    Ladies of Landover, please avert your eyes from the following image.

    Click image for larger version Name: Lingerie.jpg Views: 1 Size: 44.1 KB ID: 1927576

    When will the madness stop?
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
    Tags: football, pornography addiction
  • #2
    Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

    That is amazingly disgusting. When I retire to my prayer closet, I will remember to pray for those lost souls.
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    • #3
      Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

      Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post

      Full contact! Disgusting!

      [ATTACH]6385[/ATTACH]

      When will the madness stop?
      This requires further, more intense Pastoral study.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

        Well yea that is designed to showcase the female body in a sexual way for entertainment. I think its wrong to use women like that for sure.

        But on the other hand, I take offence at your remark about male football players. I have many close friends who are on football teams. To insinuate that all or even most male football players engage in homosexual acts in the locker room is generalizing in the extreme.
        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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        • #5
          Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

          The main problem is that the titillation that is derived from seeing a bunch of undressed women together is that it correlates to the main NFL group of players: a bunch of steroid monkey shower lovers who beat each other up for pretend to disguise their homer tendencies. Kinda reminds me of the WWE or whatever they call themselves this week.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

            Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
            Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

            Football has never been a Godly sport, it involved sweaty men in tights rubbing up against each other. And we all know what that leads to, especially when they get back to the locker room to remove their dirty jock straps.

            But now, they have made it even worse! Women playing football!! I wonder what people could possibly be thinking when they come up with this stuff.
            And thats not all fellow Christians, they are having these women play in UNGODLY lingerie!!

            Do you think I want to see some girl on girl tackling, while their wearing only their unmentionables mind you? Most certainly NOT. Last time I viewed such unGodliness I was unable to stand for two hours, I was in fear of showing my shame!



            Full contact! Disgusting!

            Ladies of Landover, please avert your eyes from the following image.

            [ATTACH]6385[/ATTACH]

            When will the madness stop?
            LORD, HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!

            I would give up my virginity for one of those.

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            • #7
              Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

              Originally posted by Kinetic View Post
              Well yea that is designed to showcase the female body in a sexual way for entertainment. I think its wrong to use women like that for sure.

              But on the other hand, I take offence at your remark about male football players. I have many close friends who are on football teams. To insinuate that all or even most male football players engage in homosexual acts in the locker room is generalizing in the extreme.
              Miss Kinetic, I am just stating that I am not a fan of sweaty men rubbing together. And do you deny that when the men remove their straps, it is not a tallywhacker showroom in there? Mens eyes wandering, and rat-tail towel fights starting all around!

              And here is the link I neglected to post in my angered state.

              Source
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • #8
                Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                Miss Kinetic, I am just stating that I am not a fan of sweaty men rubbing together. And do you deny that when the men remove their straps, it is not a tallywhacker showroom in there? Mens eyes wandering, and rat-tail towel fights starting all around!

                And here is the link I neglected to post in my angered state.

                Source

                OK let me clear somthen up really quick IM A DUDE. also whats wrong with being naked?? god made Adem and Eve were naked didnt he?
                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                • #9
                  Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

                  Originally posted by Kinetic View Post
                  OK let me clear somthen up really quick IM A DUDE. also whats wrong with being naked?? god made Adem and Eve were naked didnt he?
                  What are you a pervert or something?

                  God told Adam and Eve to cover up and He taught us to have proper shame over exposing our dirty, sinful bodies. You claim to be a "dude" (whatever that is), but are you a Christian?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

                    "Dude" is slang for "guy" and no god never told Adam and eve to cover themselves. before the fall when the world was without sin, and Adam and eve were sinless they went around nude. after they sinned the were ashamed of their nakedness and tried to cloth themselves. god had pity on them and clothed them in animal skins but he never told them to wear clothes.
                    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Football Has Become Pornography!

                      Listen up punk; If you make one more post that disrespects God by refusing to CAPITALIZE His name and anything associated with His name, I will severely curtail your posting privileges. Got it?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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