Its Official-Connecticut Signs Over Soul To Satan!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Sad News Brothers and Sisters,

Connecticut, A state I was not particularly fond of to begin with, has now made it OK for AIDS infested sodomites and carpet-munchers to Wed!

I was hoping California and Massachusetts would stay the only two states that allow this sinful nonsense, but no, Connecticut has hopped on board.

Conn. high court rules gay couples can marry

Connecticut's Supreme Court ruled Friday that gay couples have the right to marry, making the state the third behind Massachusetts and California to legalize such unions through the courts.

"I can't believe it. We're thrilled, we're absolutely overjoyed. We're finally going to be able, after 33 years, to get married," said Janet Peck of Colchester, who was a plaintiff with her partner, Carole Conking.
"I'm just ecstatic. It's such a relief, the joy of it," said another plaintiff, Jody Mock of West Hartford, who sued with partner Elizabeth Kerrigan.

Congratulations! Now these wrinkly dykes can get married and further force themselves into the depths of hell.

Joanne Mock, left, and Beth Kerrigan speaking to media in front of the Connecticut State Supreme Court in Hartford where they were among plaintiffs in a suit brought after eight same-sex couples were denied marriage licenses.

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And they said the civil unions wouldn't start us down the slippery slope. Now what are heterosexual married couples in Connecticut supposed to do?

To think that Connecticut used to be such a Godly state, where those people who charmingly called themselves things like "an Aryan from Darien" could escape from the riffraff in JYC.

[Nobar King]

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Ugh. Yuk. Eew. Need I say more? Thanks for sharing that gem with us.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Ugh. Yuk. Eew. Need I say more?

Right. Making us look at those lezzie-faire lezbertarians defiling the sacred institution of marriage is a form of heterophobic oppression as well as anti-Christian persecution. Then again, no one seems to care about our rights.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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My brother-in-law and his fiancée live in Connecticut and were planning to have their wedding in June, after she graduates from high school. What are they supposed to do now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus has just told me that something horrible, I mean REALLY horrible, is going to happen in Connecticut sometime soon, as punishment for this flagrant violation of God's desires.

Won't someone think of the children?

[Brother J.H.]

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Oh Geez. God is gonna be really really REALLY pissed off about this one. I would be suprised there is a serious hurricane in Florida within the next year. I am not saying there is going to be one, but if there is then we all know why.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I know this is a little off-topic, but what is it about old lezbeans and that HAIRCUT! Is it a requirement or something? They all have the exact same haircut! Have you ever seen an old lezbean with long hair, like even once!

No!

It's as if all the old lezbeans are saying: "Look, I lick 'girl parts', therefore I have to have an ugly haircut!"

I don't get it!

I mean there is soooo much I don't get about old lezbeans, from the licking of girl parts, to the bad haircuts, to the wierd, mismatched jewelry and the shapeless clothes, the driving of the Subarus, I could go on and on . . .

But the haircuts? Do they all go to the same barber or what!?!?

[ExGay Alex]

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Because they spit on God.

1. Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

These bull dykes are gross. The one on the left looks like she kick starts her vibrator.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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All these states with legalized gay marriage are cheapening marriage and diminishing it's good name. They leave me with no choice but to divorce my wife. It's their fault, not mine.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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All these states with legalized gay marriage are cheapening marriage and diminishing it's good name. They leave me with no choice but to divorce my wife. It's their fault, not mine.

I'm afraid I may have to break off my long engagement to Sister Thumper for similar reasons.

Damn these radical sodomites and their agenda!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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From this morning's JYT:

Religious and conservative groups called the ruling an outrage but not unexpected, and spoke of steps to enact a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Peter Wolfgang, executive director of the Family Institute of Connecticut, blamed “robed masters” and “philosopher kings” on the court. “This is about our right to govern ourselves,” he said. “It is bigger than gay marriage.”

Despite belonging to a suspiciously liberal organization, he has a good point. Why weren't the people of Connecticut asked for their opinion? This issue should have been decided democratically. It's not like Boy Scouts v. Dale, in which the Boy Scouts had a plainly expressed Constitutional right to freedom of expressive association, or the status of homer issues in the District of Columbia, where Congress has a mandate to protect the inhabitants from their own ultra-radical city council.