Homo chinks are even worse than I thought!

[Christian Soldier]

Police Stop Man With 'Odd Bulges', Find 6 Lobsters

SAN DIEGO (AP) ― A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.

Thirty-three-year-old Binh Quang Chau, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.

Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons says wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants. All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.

Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.

It's bad enough he's a gook, but now he's raping lobsters! This one is on the fast track to hell!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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It's bad enough he's a gook, but now he's raping lobsters! This one is on the fast track to hell!

He's a homo chink. I don't expect anything more than this out of him.

[Nobar King]

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Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.

That sounds pretty limp-wristed to me. Where was he poaching from, the homer tidal pool?

[Christian Soldier]

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That sounds pretty limp-wristed to me. Where was he poaching from, the homer tidal pool?

They're in California. What do you expect? You know about all those fags in West Hellywood and Sin Fransisco.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As it says in Leviticus, this gook, homer or not, shouldn't have been thinking of eating those disgusting "bugs" anyway. They are abominations.

And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten

Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.
Leviticus 11:41-43.

If anything ever counted as a "creeping thing", this would have to be it!

[Christian Soldier]

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Yes, these creatures are too disgusting to eat and this pervert wants to have sex with them!

I hope talking about this won't give me AIDS!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Yes, these creatures are too disgusting to eat and this pervert wants to have sex with them!

I hope talking about this won't give me AIDS!

I pray that I won't get GRIDS (the real name) either. I'd have homers hitting on me all the time. I've heard that once homers get the gay plague, they grow special sensors in that place that can sense other people with GRIDS up to a mile away!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Yes, these creatures are too disgusting to eat and this pervert wants to have sex with them!

I hope talking about this won't give me AIDS!

Be careful friend, AIDs can come at you from anywhere! Especially when discussing lobster-loving fags.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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This is getting serious fellow Christians. First it was lobsters in, now it is shrimp. When will the gays stop this madness, and stop trying to satisfy their lusts with seafood products! Disgusting

BRADENTON, Fla. – Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.
The detective approached the 32-year-old man and ordered him to stop. Authorities said the man then removed several bags of shrimp from his pants and promised to put them back.
When the man fled for the store's exit, the detective tackled and restrained him until patrol deputies arrived.

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[Talitha]

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This poor child is destined for Hell before they even had a chance to find Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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This is getting serious fellow Christians. First it was lobsters in, now it is shrimp. When will the gays stop this madness, and stop trying to satisfy their lusts with seafood products! Disgusting

Those queers are so desensitized to even their own abominable sexual practices that they are always looking for some new perversion to try.

When you think how weird and disgusting some of the ungoldy sex kinks they perform on each other actually are, seafood in their pants, while certainly offensive to the Baby Jesus, is more than likey only the "tip of the iceberg" of homopeversiosity.

[eliot mayfield]

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I heard a rumour about 4 lesbians and an octopus. But that's all I'm going to say about that!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They weren't raping crustaceans, they were stealing them. Not that I condone theft, but get your facts straight!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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They weren't raping crustaceans, they were stealing them. Not that I condone theft, but get your facts straight!

You would defend the boodhist chink over Godly White folk. Where's your loyalty? Or...maybe you're a chink too!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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This poor child is destined for Hell before they even had a chance to find Jesus.

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The baby is cute and you do realize it's only a costume, right?