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  • Old Man Hatchet
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    Beloved Church Elder
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    • Sep 2006
    • 2084

    #1

    Obama Mortifies Everyone With Crude, Racist "Humor"

    At the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner last night, John McCain had the attendees in stitches. He was simply hilarious while at the same time presidential. You can see the highlights here. I skipped the part where Osama speaks because I don't want to be subjected to Negro "humor." Negroes--think of Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy--cannot deliver jokes without mocking white people and peppering their sentences with vulgarities. Osama should be ashamed of himself. Another victory for McCain.

  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: Obama Mortifies Everyone With Crude, Racial Humor

    I forced myself to listen to Osambo for a bit. He mocked Jesus and Superman.

    What a commie

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    At the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, John McCain had the attendees in stitches. He was simply hilarious while at the same time presidential. You can see the highlights here. I skipped the part where Osama speaks because I don't want to be subjected to Negro "humor." Negroes--think of Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and Eddie Murphy--cannot deliver jokes without mocking white people and peppering their sentences with vulgarities. Osama should be ashamed of himself. Another victory for McCain.

    YIC,
    Sayved


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Obama Mortifies Everyone With Crude, Racist Humor

      Thank you for posting this Brother Hatchet, I'm glad you raised this issue. Everyone knows about John McCain the maverick, the bold, visionary leader, the war hero, and the maverick. But few know about John McCain the cut-up.

      That man can tell a joke like nobody I've ever seen. He knows more jew jokes than Dick Cheney even. When I caddied for Pastor Pistle a few years back and John McCain was his golf partner (I think Alan Keyes was caddying for him) and sweet Jesus you should have heard him. John McCain had us all in stitches.

      I wish I could remember some of those jokes he told.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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