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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Satan Controls Europe

    An unfortunate eurotrash male was sent to eternal hellfire a bit early, simply because communist rules must be enforced. Poltical correctness run amok. THIS makes Jesus laugh.

    999 team lunch as man dies

    A MAN died after two ambulance crews could not be sent to his aid — because they were on EU-enforced lunch breaks.

    The victim collapsed in a betting shop, five minutes from his local ambulance station.

    But under the barmy European Working Time Directive, exposed by The Sun last month, crews couldn’t be disturbed.

    A paramedic was sent in a car and realised the unnamed man was having a heart attack.

    He dialled 999 but an ambulance did not arrive for half an hour.

    By then, the patient had died on the floor in Edmonton, North London.

    Last night London Ambulance Service chiefs ordered a full probe.

    The EU rules — which have angered staff — mean crews in the capital can be called out only in the last ten minutes of their 30-minute breaks.

    Otherwise, they are banned from helping, even if there is a road crash outside their building.

    A London spokesperson said last night: “We can confirm crews were on a rest break at the time.

    “Our sympathies are with the patient’s family.”
    Thank God I live in America, where most unions have been crushed.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Bert from Belgium
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    • Dec 2006
    • 68

    #2
    Re: Satan Controls Europe

    Hey,

    Where did you find this? Could you provide your sources?

    I doubt it's right because to call an ambulance, we dial the number 112.

    If he dialed 999, that would explain why the ambulance did not come

    By the way, you call us "eurotrash", but do you also consider the guy who translated and printed your Bible as trash?
    some people ask: why would a perfect god create a universe with so much misery and danger?
    I think that have missed a greater enigma..., why would a perfect god create a universe ... at all?

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    • Bert from Belgium
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      • Dec 2006
      • 68

      #3
      Re: Satan Controls Europe

      Oh excuse me I had not seen the link.

      However... in what way would your article explain that satan controls Europe?
      some people ask: why would a perfect god create a universe with so much misery and danger?
      I think that have missed a greater enigma..., why would a perfect god create a universe ... at all?

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Satan Controls Europe

        Originally posted by Bert from Belgium View Post
        Oh excuse me I had not seen the link.

        However... in what way would your article explain that satan controls Europe?
        Friend, never doubt a Pastor of Landover Baptist. We do NOT make stuff up. The pansy Brits are simply sitting around while people die. That can't be bothered to go out and render aid if they are sipping tea or engaging in their satanic rites. One presumes that includes the police and fire departments as well. Stupid people.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Bub.
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2007
          • 57

          #5
          Re: Satan Controls Europe

          Friend, never doubt a Pastor of Landover Baptist
          If I don't doubt, I'm blinded. So I prefer doubting. If you told me to kill my parents, should I do it, just because you are a pastor?

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #6
            Re: Satan Controls Europe

            Originally posted by Bub. View Post
            If I don't doubt, I'm blinded. So I prefer doubting. If you told me to kill my parents, should I do it, just because you are a pastor?
            A pastor would only instruct you to do so if God Himself told the pastor to do so, and in that case you had better! Otherwise God will do it Himself and deal with you afterwards

            I think you should spend time in prayer and supplication to the Lord Jesus -- only He can open your eyes. Perhaps a healthy tithing plan will get you on a good course....
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Bub.
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2007
              • 57

              #7
              Re: Satan Controls Europe

              I think you should spend time in prayer and supplication to the Lord Jesus -- only He can open your eyes. Perhaps a healthy tithing plan will get you on a good course...
              I plan to spend a week in an Abbey in May, that's an ideal place to study quietly for my exams. And I could also do mediation. Unluckily, it's not a Baptist Abbey so, anyway, you won't like it

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #8
                Re: Satan Controls Europe

                Originally posted by Bert from Belgium View Post
                I doubt it's right because to call an ambulance, we dial the number 112.

                If he dialed 999, that would explain why the ambulance did not come
                The number to make an emergency call varies all over the world. For you it's 112, for the Brits it's 999, for Canadians and Americans it's 911.

                Oh, by the way, I've found a second connection linking Britain to Satan that no one else has mentioned in this thread: what's 999 upside down? Why on Earth would any "Godly" country allow it's emergency number to be something so closely related to the "Number of the Beast", why would they ask Satan for help during an emergency?
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • shaunasaurus
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                  • Jan 2007
                  • 85

                  #9
                  Re: Satan Controls Europe

                  I have a good friend who is European.

                  And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: Satan Controls Europe

                    Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                    I have a good friend who is European.

                    And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

                    Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • shaunasaurus
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 85

                      #11
                      Re: Satan Controls Europe

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.

                      I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Satan Controls Europe

                        Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                        I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.
                        One amoung many. That continent is rife with sodomites, mary-worshipers, mudslimes, and assorted unsaved scum. There are so few souls in europe worth saving that we have scaled back our ministry over there. These days we concentrate on tropical islands mainly.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Satan Controls Europe

                          Originally posted by shaunasaurus View Post
                          I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.
                          Satan has controlled Europe since the first Pope stole the Church from Paul and corrupted it.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #14
                            Re: Satan Controls Europe

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.
                            You, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!



                            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                            And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting...
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: Satan Controls Europe

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              You, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!
                              Sweet merciful crawdads, Alie, did you have to tell him that? Now he'll NEVER stop!
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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