[eliot mayfield]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Believe me, I am in the midst of this foul place, Satan does indeed control Europe. His home is in Brussels!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I have a good friend who is European.

And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

You may not have noticed, but this was talking about one of the insane regulations their ELECTED GOVERNMENT came up with. And not one that's new, either.

It wasn't one, or a group. It was the whole EU government who decided that an ambulance crew's tea and crumpet break was more important than saving lives.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Wow, Pastor Al, no speech on the woes of ministering to heathen women?
I must admit I'm a little surprised. *snicker*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

You, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!

Thank you Miss Undecided. Please disregard the ramblings of the drug-and estrogen crazed Mrs Van Buttscooter who disrespects my GODLY person at every opportunity. She was raised by a Catholic mother, you know.
------> van Buttscooter

------> Pastor Al

[Brother Love]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I have a good friend who is European.

And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

Oh yeah and I have a good friend who is a nigra! Right!! Listen up all you FOREIGNER HEATHENS!! It's a WELL KNOWN fact concerning BIBLICAL prophecy and the LAST DAYS that the ANTICHRIST will come from EUROPE which is the REBORN evil, vile, and Sodomite worshipping ROMAN EMPIRE!! Ya'll need to PURCHASE a KJV1611 Bible and read the GODLY prophetic book of REVELATION.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

All of us Pastors at Landover Baptist are on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We are ready willing and able to assist our flock in any way the Lord directs us. The fact that Pastor Pistle has assigned himself the tropical island ministry is none of your business, Ms. VanHellfire.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Just wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.

*Falls over laughing* Oh dear, I'm afraid I didn't realise the consequences of my actions... Does he really do that???

[Talitha]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Just wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.


See my above answer.

One thing is for sure Hellfire, Pastor Al prefers True Christian™ Women ANY TIME OF DAY. (Or night).
Unless of course it is to try and Save© a heathen such as you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Lol! Sorry! I couldn't help myself; I had to say it!

Just wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.

Shut up Hellflinger.
Pastor Al IS A SWEETIE!!

See my above answer.

[Talitha]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Sweet merciful crawdads, Alie, did you have to tell him that? Now he'll NEVER stop!

Shut up Hellflinger.
Pastor Al IS A SWEETIE!!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Lol! Sorry! I couldn't help myself; I had to say it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

You, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!

Sweet merciful crawdads, Alie, did you have to tell him that? Now he'll NEVER stop!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.

You, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!

And I must admit, I have been giving thought to converting...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.

Satan has controlled Europe since the first Pope stole the Church from Paul and corrupted it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.

One amoung many. That continent is rife with sodomites, mary-worshipers, mudslimes, and assorted unsaved scum. There are so few souls in europe worth saving that we have scaled back our ministry over there. These days we concentrate on tropical islands mainly.