Satan Controls Europe

[shaunasaurus]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.

I wasn't disagreeing with Undecided...i was disagreeing with the whole topic of Satan controlling Europe just because of one incident.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I have a good friend who is European.

And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

Please do not disagree with our dear Sister Undecided who returns to the bosom of the Lord over and over and who, we expect, will become a valuable member of the Landover community some day as a bulwark against the GOTH menace.

[shaunasaurus]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I have a good friend who is European.

And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I doubt it's right because to call an ambulance, we dial the number 112.

If he dialed 999, that would explain why the ambulance did not come

The number to make an emergency call varies all over the world. For you it's 112, for the Brits it's 999, for Canadians and Americans it's 911.

Oh, by the way, I've found a second connection linking Britain to Satan that no one else has mentioned in this thread: what's 999 upside down? Why on Earth would any "Godly" country allow it's emergency number to be something so closely related to the "Number of the Beast", why would they ask Satan for help during an emergency?

[Bub.]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

I think you should spend time in prayer and supplication to the Lord Jesus -- only He can open your eyes. Perhaps a healthy tithing plan will get you on a good course...

I plan to spend a week in an Abbey in May, that's an ideal place to study quietly for my exams. And I could also do mediation. Unluckily, it's not a Baptist Abbey so, anyway, you won't like it

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

If I don't doubt, I'm blinded. So I prefer doubting. If you told me to kill my parents, should I do it, just because you are a pastor?

A pastor would only instruct you to do so if God Himself told the pastor to do so, and in that case you had better! Otherwise God will do it Himself and deal with you afterwards

I think you should spend time in prayer and supplication to the Lord Jesus -- only He can open your eyes. Perhaps a healthy tithing plan will get you on a good course....

[Bub.]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Friend, never doubt a Pastor of Landover Baptist

If I don't doubt, I'm blinded. So I prefer doubting. If you told me to kill my parents, should I do it, just because you are a pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Oh excuse me I had not seen the link.

However... in what way would your article explain that satan controls Europe?

Friend, never doubt a Pastor of Landover Baptist. We do NOT make stuff up. The pansy Brits are simply sitting around while people die. That can't be bothered to go out and render aid if they are sipping tea or engaging in their satanic rites. One presumes that includes the police and fire departments as well. Stupid people.

[Bert from Belgium]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Oh excuse me I had not seen the link.

However... in what way would your article explain that satan controls Europe?

[Bert from Belgium]

Re: Satan Controls Europe

Hey,

Where did you find this? Could you provide your sources?

I doubt it's right because to call an ambulance, we dial the number 112.

If he dialed 999, that would explain why the ambulance did not come

By the way, you call us "eurotrash", but do you also consider the guy who translated and printed your Bible as trash?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

An unfortunate eurotrash male was sent to eternal hellfire a bit early, simply because communist rules must be enforced. Poltical correctness run amok. THIS makes Jesus laugh.

999 team lunch as man dies

A MAN died after two ambulance crews could not be sent to his aid — because they were on EU-enforced lunch breaks.

The victim collapsed in a betting shop, five minutes from his local ambulance station.

But under the barmy European Working Time Directive, exposed by The Sun last month, crews couldn’t be disturbed.

A paramedic was sent in a car and realised the unnamed man was having a heart attack.

He dialled 999 but an ambulance did not arrive for half an hour.

By then, the patient had died on the floor in Edmonton, North London.

Last night London Ambulance Service chiefs ordered a full probe.

The EU rules — which have angered staff — mean crews in the capital can be called out only in the last ten minutes of their 30-minute breaks.

Otherwise, they are banned from helping, even if there is a road crash outside their building.

A London spokesperson said last night: “We can confirm crews were on a rest break at the time.

“Our sympathies are with the patient’s family.”

Thank God I live in America, where most unions have been crushed.