Battle breaks out among false Christian cultists!

[Brother Temperance]

In yet more proof that false Christians are violent, deranged monsters, a gang battle broke out today between rival mobs of Greek and Armeniac monks in Jerusalem.

Israeli police have had to restore order at one of Christianity's holiest sites after a mass brawl broke out between monks in Jerusalem's Old City.
Fighting erupted between Greek Orthodox and Armenian monks at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, the traditional site of Christ's crucifixion.
Two monks from each side were detained as dozens of worshippers traded kicks and punches at the shrine, said police.
Trouble flared as Armenians prepared to mark the annual Feast of the Cross.
Tapestries toppled
Shocked pilgrims looked on as decorations and tapestries were toppled during Sunday's clash.
Dressed in the vestments of the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations, rival monks threw punches and anything they could lay their hands on.
The Greeks blamed the Armenians for not recognising their rights inside the holy site, while the Armenians said the Greeks had violated one of their traditional ceremonies.

An Armenian clergyman said the Greek clergy had tried to place one of their monks inside the Edicule, an ancient structure which is said to encase the tomb of Jesus.
"What is happening here is a violation of status quo. The Greeks have tried so many times to put their monk inside the tomb but they don't have the right to when the Armenians are celebrating the feast," he said.

Why the sodomy-crazed Greeks are so keen on burying their monks inside a tomb in the first place is anybody's guess. Sadly, there were no Turkish Orthodox monks there, I imagine they could probably have done quite a good job of sorting the situation out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Battle breaks out among false Christian cultists!

False Christians are despicable enough, but the cultists who occupy the Holy Land (alongside the joos) are the worst. They use horrible incense to cover the fact that they never bathe.They all wear dresses and get in fistfights over the tiniest disagreement in scripture.

We True Christians™ settled our disputes with other Christians long ago. We're right and they're wrong, simple as that.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Battle breaks out among false Christian cultists!

It just goes to show you that the Geek Orthodontists and other false Christians lack the fruit of the Spirit and are therefore unsaved.

Gal. 5:22-23: But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Battle breaks out among false Christian cultists!

There were no fatalities, mostly because the butt-Greecers and Turk-targets fight like girls. No wonder the Turks were able to stomp all over these pansies for more than half a millenium:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Battle breaks out among false Christian cultists!

It just goes to show you that the Geek Orthodontists and other false Christians lack the fruit of the Spirit and are therefore unsaved.

Gal. 5:22-23: But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

An excellent point, Brother. These false "Christian" lunatics have shown themselves to be utterly lacking in True Christian(tm) lovingkindness, and no doubt Our Lord Jesus Christ will have to sentence them to eternal torment in the flames of Hell.