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  • From JW Cultist To Mudlsime: Pervert Singer Converts

    THIS JUST IN: Converting to Islamism is the latest fad. Thank you Barack Obama.

    The way you Mecca me feel

    Michael Jackson has become a Muslim — and changed his name to Mikaeel.

    The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal.

    Jacko sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate — days before the singer is due to appear at London’s High Court where he is being sued by an Arab sheik.

    A source told last night how Jacko, brought up as a Jehovah’s Witness, decided to convert as he used a studio at the home of his chum to record a new album.

    The star — whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel — was spotted looking “a bit down” by a producer and a songwriter who had both embraced Islam.

    The source said: “They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea.

    “An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief.” Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

    “Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa — meaning “the chosen one”.

    Brit singer Yousef Islam, 60 — who was called Cat Stevens until he famously converted — turned up to help Jacko celebrate.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: From JW Cultist To Mudlsime: Pervert Singer Converts

    Huh? Muslims allow transgendered freaks?




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      Worship of the moon demon is now another thing that Jacko and Moe-Ham-Head have in common.
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        What will his mooslem name be? Yusif Jacko? Michael Mohammed? It could be worse; at least he didn't become catholic-yet.

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          Re: From JW Cultist To Mudlsime: Pervert Singer Converts

          Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
          What will his mooslem name be? Yusif Jacko? Michael Mohammed? It could be worse; at least he didn't become catholic-yet.
          We Catholics pride ourselves in being an accepting and forgiving people... however... even we would have a hard time taking on an unrepentant child molester like Micheal Jackson or any of his family given their propensity for diddling.


          Someone has to have standards and that someone is The Holy Church Of Rome.



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