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Researchers say they have located the world's oldest stash of marijuana, in a tomb in a remote part of China.The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly "cultivated for psychoactive purposes," rather than as fibre for clothing or as food, says a research paper in the Journal of Experimental Botany.
(*warning* Canadian website, be strong in Jesus if you open it)
This would be almost 2 pounds of ORIGINAL devilweed. From where it was first grown and where it was first smoked by primitive proto-hippies or Chinese Cave-Hippies as they are known in the Christian Science world. They are the ones that first coined the term "bong". For a modern referance, Tommy Chong is a direct descendant of this type of original doper. Make sure to note that this sort of hippy cannot be cured and that they are also the longest lived of all the hippy variants. Charles Manson is 2/3 original hippy.
The effects of overdosing on the pot haven't changed in nearly 3000 years.
Notice the bit about the blue eyes and blond hair. This is yet more proof of Gods existence and His attempting to warn humanity about the dangers of drug addiction through vague symbolism.
The blonde hair symbolizes the lost intelligence that comes from even the smallest amount of inhaled marijuana and the blue eyes symbolize the "couldn't-care-less" surfer attitude that results from doping it up too much. It turns a revered Chinese Shaman, or "witch doctor", into Jeff Spicolli and eventually kills them. Even in death they can't be without their precious weed. Sad really.
Granted this Chinese Shaman(Satanist) was going to Hell regardless(no commie devil worshipers in Heaven), the fact that he was also a scumbag drug addict only sealed his light speed trip into the eternal lake of fire after Jesus killed him.
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