One more pie stealer off the streets

[SayvedByTheLord]

OJ Simpson was sentenced to prison today. I added up a total of 48 years but he will probably serve less once he has his crack cocaine network set up.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: One more pie stealer off the streets

Who did he murder now? It wasn't another white lady, was it?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: One more pie stealer off the streets

Who did he murder now? It wasn't another white lady, was it?

It's probably safe to say that all the missing white women that we hear about on the news are his victims, hidden away in shallow graves scattered around the country.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Who did he murder now? It wasn't another white lady, was it?

He was convicted of stealing pies at gunpoint.

[Nobar King]

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He claimed that they were HIS OWN PIES, and that he was stealing them back. He chould have hired forensic psychiatrist Martin Blinder if he hadn't killed him, first.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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At LAST that savage animal is behind bars!!!

I breath easier now knowing that my pies are safe!

GLORY! JESUS ALWAYS WINS!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I heard all this stemmed from a robbery that happened at a pie memorabilia show in a Las Vegas hotel. The story goes that he went to some other baker’s room with a bunch of other pie thieves and stole not only their pies, but pie pans, an oven, oven mitts, an apron, and various other pie-related paraphernalia.

[eliot mayfield]

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That's one good side-effect of electing Obama, we don't have to worry about riopts when a guilty negro is sentnced to prison. As a matter of fact, White Guilt is over!

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/currents/34160504.html

Tom Adkins
is the publisher of CommonConservative.com
There go my fellow conservatives, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America's flirtation with neosocialism. But there's a massive silver lining in the magical clouds that lofted Barack Obama to the presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America:
The Era of White Guilt is over.
This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively working with America-hating domestic terrorists. Yet white Americans made Barack Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov. 4, 2008, white guilt is dead.
So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. For more than a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 1960s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution to the country's problems. But if a black man can become president, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barack Obama destroys the validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.
So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is exactly ZERO. No more Rev. Jeremiah Wright's "God Damn America," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornel West? You're a fraud. All those "black studies" programs must now teach kids to thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.
Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters (D., Calif.)? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. To those Eurosnots who forged careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French president.
No more quotas. No more handouts. No more complaining that "the man" is keeping you down. "The man" is now black.
It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid '60s ideas. Drag it over there, right between free love and cop-killing. Careful, don't trip on streaking. Just dump it. And then wash your hands. It's filthy.
Obama's ascension also creates another gargantuan irony. How can liberals sell American racism, class envy and unfairness when our new black president and his wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and are now moving to the White House? How unfair is that? Now, like a delicious O. Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by its own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has validated American conservatism.
So ... Wham!!!
That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. Dead and buried.

[Nobar King]

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Obama will probably pardon him after his administration.