MD, DC, VA push vaccine for harlotry

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Wave of Support for HPV Vaccination of Girls

D.C., Md., Va. Proposals Part of National Effort to Prevent Cervical Cancer

Crazed lie-beral "news"paper

The District, Virginia and Maryland are at the forefront of a growing nationwide effort to encourage or even require adolescent girls to become teen harlots by receiving the new cervical cancer vaccine — the first vaccine ever developed specifically to prevent cancer caused by sinful lifestyle choices.

In the seven months since the federal government mocked God by approving the vaccine for human papillomavirus, or HPV, the virus that causes cervical cancer, half a dozen states have introduced legislation that would presume to avert the wrath of the Almighty by mandating immunization of students by the middle school grades. Several others are making doses, which cost Godly Christian taxpayers $360 for the full regimen of three injections over six months, available at no charge unless you count the immortal souls of the girls being vaccinated.

In other words, our faith-based funding will be cut so that lezbertarian school nurses can vaccinate teen floozies against the results of their own sinfulness, thereby defying the Culture of Life™. You might expect this sort of thing from the District of Corruption or from Maryland, that state that gave us Barbara Dykulski, but it's particularly shocking coming from Virginia, a proud red state that is home to so many almost-True Christian™ leaders.

[Brother V]

Re: MD, DC, VA push vaccine for harlotry

Wave of Support for HPV Vaccination of Girls

D.C., Md., Va. Proposals Part of National Effort to Prevent Cervical Cancer

Crazed lie-beral "news"paper



In other words, our faith-based funding will be cut so that lezbertarian school nurses can vaccinate teen floozies against the results of their own sinfulness, thereby defying the Culture of Life™. You might expect this sort of thing from the District of Corruption or from Maryland, that state that gave us Barbara Dykulski, but it's particularly shocking coming from Virginia, a proud red state that is home to so many almost-True Christian™ leaders.

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought

PRAISE JESUS!!!

There is finally a vaccine to prevent harlotry.

But then after reading I see that it's a vaccine to prevent the obvious consequences of harlotry.

Which is in direct defiance of God's will!

Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


They are supposed to die for their actions!

The gift of satan is a longer life, with less disease (but then they go to hell for being WHORES, so I guess it all becomes right in the end).

Thank you Jesus!

YIC
V

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MD, DC, VA push vaccine for harlotry

When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought

PRAISE JESUS!!!

There is finally a vaccine to prevent harlotry.

But then after reading I see that it's a vaccine to prevent the obvious consequences of harlotry.

Which is in direct defiance of God's will!

Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


They are supposed to die for their actions!

The gift of satan is a longer life, with less disease (but then they go to hell for being WHORES, so I guess it all becomes right in the end).

Thank you Jesus!

YIC
V

How right you are, Brother! I blame the Clitons for funding AIDS research. I suppose they'll be curing that and making sodomy mandatory if the demoncrats steal the 2008 election away from GWB.