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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Further Evidence That Goths Are Scum!

    Brothers and sisters, I want to warn you all right here and now that the following information will most likely turn your stomach. I would especially caution women to avert their eyes. If anyone sees Petal attempting to view this thread, tackle her and distract her with shiny objects.

    WARNING!! GOTH DEPRAVITY DEPICTED BELOW!!



    Everyone knows that goths are demon scum and hellbound. But THIS new story illustrates how deeply depraved they truly are. Next time some pasty-faced gothtard stumbles into our Godly forum claiming that goths are "harmless," just remember what you read here today.

    Human Filth Tried to Sell Pierced 'Gothic' Kittens on Web


    Humane officers say a Pennsylvania homeowner marketed, and tried to sell "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings over the Internet.

    Officers with the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals removed three kittens and a cat Wednesday from a home in Ross Township, just outside of outside Wilkes-Barre, Pa.

    An investigation into the pierced kittens started about a week ago when a man from another state saw "gothic kittens" being sold on eBay, a SPCA official in Luzerne County told The Times Leader.

    The man called the number listed on the internet ad and visited the home where he saw the kittens, Officer Carol Morrison told The Times Leader.

    “It’s unbelievable anybody would do this to kittens," Morrison told the newspaper.

    While at the home, police also found a dog with pierced ears, the Times Leader reported.

    Charges are likely against the homeowner, whose name was not released, Morrison said. Morrison said the homeowner has a pet grooming business in the basement of the home.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    gothick folk be cruellist folk

    i apolololgize to all moderatin folk for the millonth billonth thread abouts goths, but this be importint news


    nows, some folks visits these bootiful boards an ask "why you christains say so mean to goths? they not hurt a fly". them folks be plain wrongs, cuz there be nothin nice abouts forcings a kitty to wears black lipsticks an listen to crappy musicks

    evil lady do mean stuff to kittys

    WILKES-BARRE, Pa. - Humane officers said a Pennsylvania woman marketed "gothic kittens" with ear, neck and tail piercings over the Internet. Officers with the SPCA of Luzerne County removed three kittens and a cat from a home outside Wilkes-Barre. Officer Carol Morrison said the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals raided the home on Wednesday after getting a tip that the woman was selling the pierced kittens on eBay.

    "It's unbelievable anybody would do this to kittens," Morrison said.


    Charges are likely against the homeowner, whose name was not released.
    Morrison said the woman has a pet grooming business in the basement of the home.
    that lady lurve sad-sacks goth stuff so much that she made them kittys feel miserys. i bets them kittys got the low self-esteems nows, cuz they had to be ginger an fat to pass for true goths. i thinks maybee the lady dyeds thier fur gingers an then fatted them up an that be a crime to horribles for the reporter to writes about



    this pickture be true re-enactmint of news story the moment before goth kitty were pierceds


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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #3
      Re: gothick folk be cruellist folk

      Um, man has dominion over all beasts. It's not possible for a person to abuse an animal. We can do whatever we want, and those who say otherwise of the devil!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: gothick folk be cruellist folk

        An earring on a dog doesn't sound safe. It would get caught on something and ripped out. Then, what good is it? I don't expect to be seeing more stories like that.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: gothick folk be cruellist folk

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Um, man has dominion over all beasts. It's not possible for a person to abuse an animal. We can do whatever we want, and those who say otherwise of the devil!
          Did you just call Petal a person of the Devil? I infracted you and you better pray to God and offer thanks it wasn't much worse than that. You better pray that after the Pastors read this, you're still a member. My advice is to apologize ASAP!!!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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