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  • Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

    In the annals of history there has never been a more ridiculous proposal than THIS one, brought to you by the Godless kooks in England. Their latest attempt at demasculating Men is to install a mechanical device in all cars that would limit their ability to acheive masculine speeds while driving. If successful, I have no doubt that the Demoncrats in America will force us to do the same thing in God's favorite country, where men are truly masculine and in need of expressing their masculinity in our large shiny Escalades.

    Calls for 'speed-limiting' cars

    Speed-limiting devices should be fitted to cars on a voluntary basis to help save lives and cut carbon emissions, according to a new report. The government's transport advisers claim the technology would cut road accidents with injuries by 29%.

    The device automatically slows a car down to within the limit for the road on which it is being driven.

    The speed-limiting devices will then use satellite positioning to check a vehicle's location and when its speed exceeds the limit, power will be reduced and the brakes applied if necessary.

    The Commission for Integrated Transport and the Motorists' Forum, which both advise the government, are calling on ministers to promote a wide introduction of the system.

    Education 'important'

    John Lewis, from the Motorists' Forum, told BBC Breakfast he believed the devices would help drivers obey limits and therefore keep their licences.

    "But we believe that the system should be a voluntary system, that the drivers decide if they have fitted to their car or not, and that they decide if they want to over-ride the speed limit - that should be their choice," he said.


    There would also be a positive impact on emissions and fuel consumption, he added.

    Jon York, fleet manager for British Gas, whose vans are already limited to 70mph, told BBC Radio 5 Live the system had reduced road incidents for the company.

    But he said the introduction of technology had to be combined with safety education.

    "It does aid road safety, it does reduce incidents, but it is part of a wide-ranging number of initiatives within British Gas and one of those is driver training because you have to change people's behaviour."

    Overtaking worries

    But Claire Armstrong, from the road safety charity Safe Speed, said that the devices could be dangerous.

    She said truck drivers using speed-limiting devices had been shown to "go into fatigue mode or zombie mode" and stopped paying attention to the road.

    "That makes it highly dangerous in those scenarios. So you've taken the responsibility away from the driver and that is not [good] for road safety."

    Derek Charters, from the Motor Industry Research Association, believes limiting speed automatically could cause accidents.

    "The last thing you need is one car to be overtaking and then pull back in, in front of the cars in front, because that braking event will then cause everybody to start to slow down, which will then compress the traffic, which then causes an incident."
    THIS IDEA MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT INFESTS AMERICAN LIEBRALS HEADS!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In the annals of history there has never been a more ridiculous proposal than THIS one, brought to you by the Godless kooks in England. Their latest attempt at demasculating Men is to install a mechanical device in all cars that would limit their ability to acheive masculine speeds while driving. If successful, I have no doubt that the Demoncrats in America will force us to do the same thing in God's favorite country, where men are truly masculine and in need of expressing their masculinity in our large shiny Escalades.



    THIS IDEA MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT INFESTS AMERICAN LIEBRALS HEADS!!
    You know it has potential if only some people had to use them and say campaign donations to the GOP made you exempt
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

      She said truck drivers using speed-limiting devices had been shown to "go into fatigue mode or zombie mode" and stopped paying attention to the road.
      They already have enough zombies over there, now they want more?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

        These people have their priorities all mixed up. Surely if they genuinely cared about making the roads safer, they should be working on a car with a built-in device that'd stop women trying to drive it?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          These people have their priorities all mixed up. Surely if they genuinely cared about making the roads safer, they should be working on a car with a built-in device that'd stop women trying to drive it?

          I agree with you Brother. Women have no rights trying to take control of a big piece of machinery unless it's a food mixer.

          What's the matter with them Brits? Don't they have two pedals on the floor of their vehicles to make the thing go faster or slower?
          JUDGEMENT DAY

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          • #6
            Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

            In Great Britain, it's also illegal for men to hit their wives. Leave it to a secular country to pass such silly rules, I tell you.

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              Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

              This is just another example of the lie-beral nanny state run amok. Government should stop taking away our freedoms and start protecting our freedoms from homers, atheists, and people caught speaking in Sikh or whatever it's called.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #8
                Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

                Right you are pastor ezekal sir if cars werent' suppose to go as fast as they do than they wouldnt' of been built to go that fast of course my wore out old truck doesnt' go to fast but its' the principal that counts.

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                • #9
                  Re: Limp-Wristed Brits To Take Away Man's Godly Right To Speed!!

                  It starts with a (voluntary) chip in your car, and it wil END WITH A MANDATORY CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN!

                  This will make it impossible to hear Baby Jesus' soothing words, and will navigate you with the aid of GPS (Generally Pointing to Satan).

                  Look. It is called: Godspeed Friends! Not "God-ooh-let's-do-30mph-here-coz-there-might-be-some-chickenunsaved-retarded-crippled-trash-crossing-the-road"*.

                  (* or GOLD3HCTMBSURCTCTR as it's commonly known)
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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