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Ikea hacking: your Björn may be a Billy.
Living in Eurotrashia, I have my share of being forced to to witness debauchery, smut, and pure filth.
However, there's a new trend that easily tops them all.
I'm talking about: Ikea hacking.
The idea is that you combine several Ikea products to make something new out of them. You take a Hokus and combine it with a Trofast to create a Trofus. You glue a Smyg to a Fartful.
Or a Jerker to a Gutvik. And no, I'm not even making up these names.
Now you could argue: what's wrong with people being creative? Well, apart from the fact that you won't find that word in the KJV, people are starting to make the most Godless items with this technique.
Exhibit 1: (LOL's please look AWAY!)
.
.
(Are you looking away? Good.)
The Gynea
[ATTACH]7463[/ATTACH]
Yup, that's right.
You combine two Snilles to get this God mocking device. 
But of course, it gets worse:
Exhibit 2: (LOL's, you DID look away didn't you?!)
The Ikea Lovetoy
[ATTACH]7464[/ATTACH]
I am NOT going to explain what it does. But for the sake of evidence, I'll document how this Satanic device is made:
First, you buy a Produkt.
[ATTACH]7465[/ATTACH]
For some reason, you also need to buy an Omsorg (yes, I know
)
[ATTACH]7466[/ATTACH]
And lastly, you need a set of Alkalisk batteries.
[ATTACH]7467[/ATTACH]
Friends, we have known for some time that The Lord hates Denmark, but this new abomination will surely lead to a few earthquakes and a tsunami or two.
Friends, you know what to do.
STOP BUYING IKEA!!!!
However, there's a new trend that easily tops them all.
I'm talking about: Ikea hacking.
The idea is that you combine several Ikea products to make something new out of them. You take a Hokus and combine it with a Trofast to create a Trofus. You glue a Smyg to a Fartful.
Or a Jerker to a Gutvik. And no, I'm not even making up these names.Now you could argue: what's wrong with people being creative? Well, apart from the fact that you won't find that word in the KJV, people are starting to make the most Godless items with this technique.
Exhibit 1: (LOL's please look AWAY!)
.
.
(Are you looking away? Good.)
The Gynea
[ATTACH]7463[/ATTACH]
Yup, that's right.
You combine two Snilles to get this God mocking device. But of course, it gets worse:
Exhibit 2: (LOL's, you DID look away didn't you?!)
The Ikea Lovetoy
[ATTACH]7464[/ATTACH]
I am NOT going to explain what it does. But for the sake of evidence, I'll document how this Satanic device is made:
First, you buy a Produkt.
[ATTACH]7465[/ATTACH]
For some reason, you also need to buy an Omsorg (yes, I know
)[ATTACH]7466[/ATTACH]
And lastly, you need a set of Alkalisk batteries.
[ATTACH]7467[/ATTACH]
Friends, we have known for some time that The Lord hates Denmark, but this new abomination will surely lead to a few earthquakes and a tsunami or two.
Friends, you know what to do.
STOP BUYING IKEA!!!!
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