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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Wannabe whore auctions off virginity.
"Women's studies"?
Good God, how long does it take to learn how to bake pies and clean up after your husband?
What has the world come to?
I bet the 2.5 million offer was from some rich mooslim who doesn't want to blow himself up but, still wants the virgin part of the package deal.
Psalm 81:10:
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I dunno. I'm almost 61 and I have never found anyone like that. The ones I attract are all nutty. Thank GOD I'm sane enough to recognize them through that veneer of nicety!Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post"Women's studies"?
Good God, how long does it take to learn how to bake pies and clean up after your husband?
What has the world come to?Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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And thank GOD for your Divine Guidance in these matters so that no one will ever assume that I am the least bit slutty after bringing all of those Victoria's Secretions items of "clothing" to your study to put on, one after the other, until you verified that I'd determined what a Good Christian Lady™ should NEVER, EVER wear! Thank you, Pastor Pistle!!!Comment
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If I were inclined to go to a sick-ular family and marriage therapist at all, I certainly wouldn't want to go to one who had done ... that. I'd suggest that she also auction off the right to cast the first stone, but Jesus has already called dibs on behalf of His Elect ("He that is without sin among you....").A student who is auctioning her virginity to pay for a masters degree in Family and Marriage therapy has seen bidding hit £2.5million ($3.7m).This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Amen Pastor. Now, you know Jesus. He will have His revenge. He will make sure that the first marriage she'll be "counselling" will be ... the marriage of the fornicator who takes away her virginity.Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
Mrs. X: "I think my husband is cheating on me"
Whore: <blushing> "Ehm, why do you say that?"
Jesus always wins.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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