THIS recent story illustrates how deeply concerned Jesus is with the flood of wetbacks sneaking into His favorite country (America!) and stealing your jobs. See if you can spot the reason why Christ chose this particular greasball to send down to papist hell. 
If you answered "Because the filthy beaner was robbing America by sending Godly U.S. Dollars into a third-world country at a time when every cent is needed by Jesus to spread the good news," then you're right. Go see sister Glendora, who has a batch of snickerdoodles for you.

Man killed by SUV was Guatemalan father of four
After five weeks, authorities have identified a pedestrian who was killed trying to cross Military Trail west of Lake Worth a few days before Christmas.
He was Jorge "Jose" Velasquez Francisco. The Palm Beach County sheriff's vehicle homicide investigations unit reported Francisco's age as 25, but a brother of Francisco said he was 28.
Francisco was not carrying identification when he stepped into the path of an SUV the night of Dec. 20 and was killed on impact. He was dragged over 200 yards before the driver stopped. The driver, Sandra Jo Barnhart, of West Palm Beach, was not cited in the collision.
Investigator Gary Pace said he showed the victim's picture around the area where he had been walking, but no one recognized him. Francisco went unidentified until Wednesday morning, when authorities found a relative through a number on the cell phone that had been in Francisco's pants pocket.
Norberto Velasquez lamented his brother's death. Francisco left behind a wife and four children, ages 2 to 11, in his homeland of Guatemala. Apparently he had just left a Western Union office, where he had been sending money home to his wife.
All his family had left Wednesday was a brown evidence bag with Francisco's belongings — his shoes, cell phone, a black leather wallet, a red cap and wads of paper with more than a dozen scrawled phone numbers. Francisco, who worked at a nearby nursery, had a bad memory and had to carry the phone numbers around.
The family is now struggling to scrape together enough money to ship Francisco's body back for burial in Guatemala.
After five weeks, authorities have identified a pedestrian who was killed trying to cross Military Trail west of Lake Worth a few days before Christmas.
He was Jorge "Jose" Velasquez Francisco. The Palm Beach County sheriff's vehicle homicide investigations unit reported Francisco's age as 25, but a brother of Francisco said he was 28.
Francisco was not carrying identification when he stepped into the path of an SUV the night of Dec. 20 and was killed on impact. He was dragged over 200 yards before the driver stopped. The driver, Sandra Jo Barnhart, of West Palm Beach, was not cited in the collision.
Investigator Gary Pace said he showed the victim's picture around the area where he had been walking, but no one recognized him. Francisco went unidentified until Wednesday morning, when authorities found a relative through a number on the cell phone that had been in Francisco's pants pocket.
Norberto Velasquez lamented his brother's death. Francisco left behind a wife and four children, ages 2 to 11, in his homeland of Guatemala. Apparently he had just left a Western Union office, where he had been sending money home to his wife.
All his family had left Wednesday was a brown evidence bag with Francisco's belongings — his shoes, cell phone, a black leather wallet, a red cap and wads of paper with more than a dozen scrawled phone numbers. Francisco, who worked at a nearby nursery, had a bad memory and had to carry the phone numbers around.
The family is now struggling to scrape together enough money to ship Francisco's body back for burial in Guatemala.





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