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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #16
    Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    P.S. Let's see how clearly you can think after 4 hours of sleep which was hard enough to obtain in 100 degree weather!
    Was Huggy Bear keepin' you workin' late?
    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Anyway, back on topic, while I understand that the Godless Netherfolk are always looking for new depths to sink to, I think their new statue will have quite a long way to go before it can be quite as offensive as this:

    Just sickening.
    Who's that? Fiona Apple?

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #17
      Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Anyway, back on topic, while I understand that the Godless Netherfolk are always looking for new depths to sink to....
      Indeed, Pastor. Wasn't it enough that they put their wantonness on display by naming their entire country the Nether Regions?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Pastor Rune Enoe
        Apostle of the North
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 11680

        #18
        Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Is it any wonder that Jesus named the city AmsterDAMNED?

        Depicting a female with a "confident" look is feminazi nonsense. What could a whore, much less a normal woman have to be confident about?
        The Netherlandies don't know how lucky they are. This abomination - a crucified, Black, pregnant teenager - was mounted before Copenhagen's cathedral:

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        Danish artist marks World AIDS Day with crucified pregnant teenager statue

        COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A provocative Danish artist raised a statue of a crucified pregnant teenager outside Copenhagen's Lutheran cathedral to mark World AIDS Day on Friday

        This happened in December and I could feel tears welling up in my eyes as I learned about this latest attack on Christian morals and values. There's a 3MB unexpurgated version here in case the DoF needs it for later documentation.
        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

          OH SWEET JESUS!

          That image truly reveals the depths of depravity going on over there in viking land. I need to go take a bath now, and spend some time in my prayer closet.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

            Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
            The Netherlandies don't know how lucky they are. This abomination - a crucified, Black, pregnant teenager - was mounted before Copenhagen's cathedral:

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            Danish artist marks World AIDS Day with crucified pregnant teenager statue

            COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A provocative Danish artist raised a statue of a crucified pregnant teenager outside Copenhagen's Lutheran cathedral to mark World AIDS Day on Friday

            This happened in December and I could feel tears welling up in my eyes as I learned about this latest attack on Christian morals and values. There's a 3MB unexpurgated version here in case the DoF needs it for later documentation.
            I like the idea behind it, it's a touching memorial.
            Ahhhh, Denmark, seems like the home of controversial artists.....like the people who brought us the charming movie 'The Green Butchers'
            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-30-2007, 12:17 AM.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • BornAgain
              Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 146

              #21
              Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

              Fox News did a wonderful peace a while ago on the disgusting secularization of Europe - it seems that they are even allowed to smoke pot in coffee houses there now.

              They better get out of that hellhole before it's too late!
              Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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              • Pastor Rune Enoe
                Apostle of the North
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 11680

                #22
                Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Ahhhh, Denmark, seems like the home of controversial artists.....like the people who brought us the charming movie 'The Green Butchers'
                I'm "afraid" I haven't seen it, but I doubt it could be worse than The Return:

                "Shortly after his 1970 success with the film Stille Dage i Clichy (Quiet Days in Clichy), director Jens-Jorgen Thorsen started trying to get Jesus Vender Tilbage (The Return) made. For the next twenty years, he kept at it when the money was available but had to cope not only with shortages of money, but an legal ban on the film in his native country of Denmark which was not revoked until 1990. In the face of these obstacles, he has put together a smoothly professional-looking film which seems to be intended to offend the religious sensibilities of a great many people. This satirical drama follows Jesus' career after he returns to earth to save it from environmental pollution. After a little exploration, he decides that Paris suits him just fine as a base of operations. When he gets entangled with a group of terrorists attempting to hijack a plane, he gets into serious trouble with the authorities, but one compensation for his troubles is that Jesus, the still-virgin Demiurge, finally gets to sample feminine carnal delights, which are offered to him by a lovely hijacker (Atlanta). When the authorities capture the hijackers, they assume that Jesus is their leader, and he is condemned to death. However, somehow the Pope (a despicable child molester) and Billy Graham (a bewildered fool) hear of his presence on the planet, and they scheme for his release, in return for a few miraculous favors. "

                Here's a photo of Thorsen brandishing a poster for his "wonderful" movie:

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                A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #23
                  Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

                  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

                  PASTOR! A WARNING PLEASE BEFORE PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURES ARE POSTED!

                  If I wanted to see another woman's firm, supple nakedness, I'd go back to the convent!
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #24
                    Re: Amsterdam To Honor Whores, Spit on Jesus

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    I like the idea behind it, it's a touching memorial.
                    Mrs. Van Hellinahandbasket, surely not even you are depraved enough to think that God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself just to give some Eurotrash artist an idea for "a touching memorial" to teen harlotry.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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