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  • #16
    Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    She could be the guest of honor at the next Freehold Book Burning!

    Eight little fires, and one big one.
    May I volunteer to help with the invitations and decorations sister Jenny??

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    • #17
      Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

      Originally posted by D'Arlene Sepkowitz View Post
      May I volunteer to help with the invitations and decorations sister Jenny??
      That'd be much appreciated, D'Arlene!
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      • #18
        Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

        Brother Matt told me a funny, tasteful joke that I thought I'd steal preview with you all before I work it into my sermon this Sunday. Here goes:

        The next time you're at Denny's be sure to order the "Octomom Special". It comes with eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you pays for it. Yum yum!


        ...So, what do you think?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I keep trying not to imagine what kinds of objects the pornographers are going to force that stupid beaner to shove up her hoo-hoo. I swear, I'm trying.
          Probably lots of clowns.
          HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

          I ♣ Seals!!

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          • #20
            Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

            Here's the new octomom soap-bar:
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #21
              Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

              I actually heard that the Vivid team was out bid by National Geographic who wants to send in a speulunking team to map that cave.
              I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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              • #22
                Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

                Well the official representative of the Californicate Branch of the church of satan has unveiled her new Halloween costume. The whore herself dressed up as a pregnant nun, and her hellbound babies dresses up as demons.


                I wonder if she realizes how autobiographical she's being.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

                  Are you sure the pregnant thing is just a costume? Maybe she's turkey-bastered herself up with another litter already!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Octomom to star in Vivid porn

                    If I see that thing "Octomom" having sex I thing I'm goin to go bad to my old habits. And I don't want that.
                    Praise Jesus

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