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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Cola and lipstick and make ecstasy Drug warning!

    It has started in Europe and it seems certain lipsticks and certain colas can combine to create the drug Ecstasy.

    Lipstick is just an invitation for sodomy and has no use in a True Christian home anyway, but beware this new threat. It goes without saying that if your daughter has lipstick you should throw it away and lock her in her prayer closet, but now it may be the possession of drugs as well and you may want to consider contacting the Landover Police Department.

    The worst part of this insidious new threat is that boys looking for a cheap thrill, or "buzz" may buy lipstick and try it. This of course will lead to homosexuality.

    Be on your guard!!!

    Vigilance is the key to defeating Satan.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Cola and lipstick and make ecstasy Drug warning!

      Is this anything like last year's 'Toy of the year'?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449
          #3
          Re: Cola and lipstick and make ecstasy Drug warning!

          Thanks for the warning Brother. Imagine you are a half decent person, you have a coke, and give a quick kiss on someone's lips. OK, no decent Christian boy would ever do so, but still, Satan can be quite convincing. Especially when he uses Botox(R) to lure in the innocent.

          The next thing you know you are stoned out of your mind, and/or are becoming a nancyboy - eating lipstick by the pound.

          Just say "NO!" friends.

          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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