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The Godless UK truly is going to Hell when a freak like THIS can become Police Officer!! 
Meet PC Pam, the Jedi cop
Thursday, April 23, 2009
'SO, you were breaking into that house at 2am? You are the one I have been looking for.'
'Yes, that was me. I am the one you have been looking for.'
If a few felons have found themselves behind bars scratching their heads wondering how they managed to talk themselves into such a mess, it could be the work of The Force.
Meet PC Pam Fleming, the first serving police officer to come forward and admit being a Jedi copper.
PC Fleming, who has patrolled the streets of Glasgow for the past 23 years, emerged – lightsaber in hand – to say: 'I'm a Jedi and I'm proud.'
She even admitted to using Jedi mind tricks during interviews with suspects in 'an effort to achieve the truth', although she tells industry magazine Police Review that she does not use 'The Force' to influence what suspects say or do.
Jedi mind tricks are used in the Star Wars movies by Obi-Wan Kenobi, played by Sir Alec Guinness, to 'influence the minds of weak-minded sentient beings'.
PC Fleming, one of ten workers at Strathclyde Police who have listed their religion as Jedi, said her faith helped her 'fight crime and disorder on Glasgow's streets'.
'Being a Jedi is a way of life,' said the 45-year-old. 'For me, it is not a joke. I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi.
'The faith is not divisive. It does not matter what your race, faith or sexual orientation is – you can be one. It is all encompassing.' She has even started calling her rookie partner a Padawan (a Jedi apprentice).
But John Miller, a community enforcement officer in Glasgow, said: 'I have never heard of anything as ridiculous.'
The Jedi religion, which has more than 400,000 members in Britain, does battle against Darth Vader's 'dark side' in the blockbuster films.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
'SO, you were breaking into that house at 2am? You are the one I have been looking for.'
'Yes, that was me. I am the one you have been looking for.'
If a few felons have found themselves behind bars scratching their heads wondering how they managed to talk themselves into such a mess, it could be the work of The Force.
Meet PC Pam Fleming, the first serving police officer to come forward and admit being a Jedi copper.
PC Fleming, who has patrolled the streets of Glasgow for the past 23 years, emerged – lightsaber in hand – to say: 'I'm a Jedi and I'm proud.'
She even admitted to using Jedi mind tricks during interviews with suspects in 'an effort to achieve the truth', although she tells industry magazine Police Review that she does not use 'The Force' to influence what suspects say or do.
Jedi mind tricks are used in the Star Wars movies by Obi-Wan Kenobi, played by Sir Alec Guinness, to 'influence the minds of weak-minded sentient beings'.
PC Fleming, one of ten workers at Strathclyde Police who have listed their religion as Jedi, said her faith helped her 'fight crime and disorder on Glasgow's streets'.
'Being a Jedi is a way of life,' said the 45-year-old. 'For me, it is not a joke. I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi.
'The faith is not divisive. It does not matter what your race, faith or sexual orientation is – you can be one. It is all encompassing.' She has even started calling her rookie partner a Padawan (a Jedi apprentice).
But John Miller, a community enforcement officer in Glasgow, said: 'I have never heard of anything as ridiculous.'
The Jedi religion, which has more than 400,000 members in Britain, does battle against Darth Vader's 'dark side' in the blockbuster films.
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