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NEWS FLASH - JUNE 4, 2009!
DAVID CARRADINE KILLED BY S.A. AGENTS IN FAKE SUICIDE
No doubt my words of Spaceship Jesus' arrival have enflamed the vitriol and cruelty of the Satanic Alliance. David Carradine, an actor who overcame drug and alcohol abuse (like me), who is best known for PROMOTING MARTIAL ARTS AMONG THE WORLD, therby enabling all members of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE to karate chop and roundhouse kick their way out of hordes of Satanic Alliance minions, was killed in a fake suicide.
DAVID CARRADINE KILLED BY S.A. AGENTS IN FAKE SUICIDE
No doubt my words of Spaceship Jesus' arrival have enflamed the vitriol and cruelty of the Satanic Alliance. David Carradine, an actor who overcame drug and alcohol abuse (like me), who is best known for PROMOTING MARTIAL ARTS AMONG THE WORLD, therby enabling all members of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE to karate chop and roundhouse kick their way out of hordes of Satanic Alliance minions, was killed in a fake suicide.
- He was killed in a LUXURY HOTEL ROOM. Mr. Carradine realized the truth of Spaceship Jesus and spent much time and money, having sex with beautiful women in hotel rooms. Therefore he became a target of the Satanic Alliance.
- He allegedly hung himself even though his life was going very well. NO MOTIVE FOR SUICIDE. Murder!!!!
- Friend of Bruce Lee, who faked his death, and now roams from hotel room to hotel room in East Asia. NO DOUBT BRUCE LEE TRIED TO SAVE DAVID CARRADINE BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
- Death of David Carradine but a test to go after high-profile SUPERMEN. Who is next? HULK HOGAN? MR. T?
