Maryland Outlaws Fake Testicles

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Today, Maryland residents can feel safer about their children’s innocence while driving. Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. sponsored a bill to the general assembly that would outlaw fake bull testicles being displayed on vehicles. The bill also bans images of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to $500.

While this is a huge step forward for Christian Republicans, the ACLU us already on the case. "The legislation is overly broad, and would probably make it illegal to have a sticker on your car of the Venus de Milo from an art museum," ACLU of Maryland spokeswoman Meredith Curtis wrote in an email to the Associated Press.

While this is a victory for Maryland residents, Arizona isn’t so lucky. Last week a bill to outlaw racist remarks and silhouettes of naked women on mud flaps was rejected. The measure was added into another bill about changing the height requirements for rear fender splash guards. LIE-berals spotted the ammendment and quickly moved to squash it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I read the headline and wondered how Joe Lieberman would get back and forth from DC to Connecticut.

[Talitha]

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Bulls Testicles make a yummy starter to any main course when the Pastor comes to dinner (but I don't let on what they are).
LeRoy E. Myers Jr is the man responsible for filing this Bill.
Now, he's obviously a man with a mission, but the last time I visited his family Ranch, he had a wonderful example of fine Bull-ish Tally-whacker in his Driveway!


(Picture Courtesy of Maryland Herald) Article here

[SUV]

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Bulls Testicles

"Prairie oysters?" Certainly!


What are Rocky Mountain oysters? They are that part of the bull that is removed in his youth so that he may thereby be more tractable, grow meatier, and behave less masculine. When the calves are branded, the testicles are cut off and thrown in a bucket of water. They are then peeled, washed, rolled in flour and pepper, and fried in a pan. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Like other organ meats, testicles may be cooked in a variety of ways – deep-fried whole, cut into broad, thin slices, or marinated. At roundups in the old West, cowboys and ranch hands tossed the meat on a hot iron stove. When the calf fries exploded, they were done!

[Talitha]

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Praise The Lord for those Prairie Oysters!!
Sister Sue, it makes my mouth water just talking about them!
Turning Bulls into Eunuchs for Lord Jesus© and making a Hearty meal is our True Christian™ way of recycling.

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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This law is one of the stupidest things I've seen in some time! Thank the gods the ACLU is on it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This law is one of the stupidest things I've seen in some time!

Well you are certainly the forum expert on stupidity, I'll give you that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well you are certainly the forum expert on stupidity, I'll give you that.

Oh har har, very funny, encore!

And of course I'm an expert. I am, after all, one of the few sane people among you nutters.

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh har har, very funny, encore!

And of course I'm an expert. I am, after all, one of the few sane people among you nutters.

You probably have "nuts" hanging from your rear-view mirror.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You probably have "nuts" hanging from your rear-view mirror.

Those aren't nuts. You probably don't want to know what it is they actually are.

[Star Finder]

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Oh crap! does this mean I can't go to Maryland any more? Well that's ok because they're a buch of cat-o-lick mary-worshippers anyway.

[Larry Lee]

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Oh crap! does this mean I can't go to Maryland any more?

.... You wanted to go to Maryland? If you insist, I think the Church's Benevolence Committee could fix you up with a pair of these. Hat tip to Mrs. R, who originally brought the neuticle to the Church's attention many many moons ago -- And where is the charming Mrs. R?

[Star Finder]

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Larry, that's the problem. You know that I'm a complete man now thanks to my stones but thsi state is now telling me I can't use them.

I also miss my OLD girlfriend Mrs. Rogers. Boy she was a looker.

I think she got married and left me holding the bag.

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[Brother Temperance]

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Those aren't nuts. You probably don't want to know what it is they actually are.

Thank Jesus that I'm not your husband.