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  • Ebaums King!!!!!!
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Yes he does. Catholics are not Christians, and are heretics. 11 sins of the Catholic Church.


    Now listen people....STOP FLOODING THE THREAD. You say you want to have discussions, but how can we discuss when there's too many posts to respond to? THIS IS NOT A DEBATE FORUM as well!

    Please stick to topic: Why Michael Jackson is going to Hell.

    Thank you.
    So, why is my grandmother of around 80, who is a hard-on Catholic, still alive if God hates them? She prayed to God to keep her alive to see 3 of her grandchildren grow up and now a 4th she has done the same, how come?

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by The_Word_Of_Reason View Post
    The punishment being marriage? So, if I rape your Daughter(hypothetically, i wouldn't dare do anything of the sort), i must pay you and marry her?
    The scripture is very plainly written and not hard to understand!

    So where were all of you when you heard Jackson had died? I was relaxing on in inflatable in my pool when my gardener Felipe informed me in semi-English that Michael Jackson had died. At first I thought he said Jesse Jackson and I let out a shout "Praise Jesus!" loud enough that the neighbors could hear. But when I learned it was Michael, I was still quite elated but not as much as I would be if it was Jesse Jackson.

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  • The_Word_Of_Reason
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Like I said earlier, the Bible is more than just what Christ says, and as a matter of fact, much of what Christ says is not happy hippie B.S., but warnings of hellfire and damnation to those who do not follow Him! We believe in following the Bible word-for-word, but we cannot stone people because that would be in violation of secular law, which the Bible tell us we must follow:



    This is why Landover Baptist is committed to installing a True Christian™ President who will change our laws to be in accordance with what God commands of us. Until then, we must abide by the law.




    I can tell you I don't believe in False Bibles you are quoting from. There is nothing that condones rape in those two quotes. The first one is concerning punishment for the act of rape, the second one is addresses fornication.
    The punishment being marriage? So, if I rape your Daughter(hypothetically, i wouldn't dare do anything of the sort), i must pay you and marry her?

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Ebaums King!!!!!! View Post
    Ok, Mr. Osborne, I have a question. Does God hate Catholics?
    Yes he does. Catholics are not Christians, and are heretics. 11 sins of the Catholic Church.


    Now listen people....STOP FLOODING THE THREAD. You say you want to have discussions, but how can we discuss when there's too many posts to respond to? THIS IS NOT A DEBATE FORUM as well!

    Please stick to topic: Why Michael Jackson is going to Hell.

    Thank you.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by MudkipsRBelievers View Post
    Shouldn't you Christians actually READ the word of Christ instead of his followers and then those people who came after who decided to alter the Bible? KJV followers such as yourself have been misled from the true words of God found in the scrolls of the Gnostic Gospels. And if you really follow that book word for word, then you better start stoning people who curse God, disobey parents, non-virgins getting married wearing white, and commit adultery. Then you can be like those sandniggers in the Middle East!
    Like I said earlier, the Bible is more than just what Christ says, and as a matter of fact, much of what Christ says is not happy hippie B.S., but warnings of hellfire and damnation to those who do not follow Him! We believe in following the Bible word-for-word, but we cannot stone people because that would be in violation of secular law, which the Bible tell us we must follow:

    Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

    Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

    1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
    1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
    1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
    This is why Landover Baptist is committed to installing a True Christian(tm) President who will change our laws to be in accordance with what God commands of us. Until then, we must abide by the law.


    Originally posted by The_Word_Of_Reason View Post
    (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAIf a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

    Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAIf within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.


    So you believe in rape?
    I can tell you I don't believe in False Bibles you are quoting from. There is nothing that condones rape in those two quotes. The first one is concerning punishment for the act of rape, the second one is addresses fornication.

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  • Ebaums King!!!!!!
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Ok, Mr. Osborne, I have a question. Does God hate Catholics?

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  • Fustrum
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    you must realize that he was raised a Jehovah's Witness and later converted to Islam
    Again, research please.

    Originally posted by Wikipedia
    In November 21, 2008, news tabloids published that Jackson converted to Islam while in Los Angeles at the home of Steve Porcaro with British music star, Cat Stevens (now Yusuf Islam), and changed his name to 'Mikaeel', these however have not been confirmed by Jackson himself.[143][144][145][146][147][148][149]
    Those numbers there are called references. Those all say you *obscenity deleted* UP.
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-27-2009, 04:26 AM. Reason: Language!

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  • MudkipsRBelievers
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Even if you were to totally ignore the fact he was a paedophile, you must realize that he was raised a Jehovah's Witness and later converted to Islam, so never in his life he was a True Christian™ and only True Christians™ are allowed into Heaven. It doesn't matter how much hot air you idiots spew, it's not changing the fact that tonight Michael Jackson is roasting in the pits of Hell. Last night we had a party at my house celebrating his death. Hopefully many people around the world will look at his sinful, depraved life and realize the Lord doesn't tolerate His enemies. I pray that people find Christ and start reading the KJV 1611 so that Michael's death would not be in vain.
    You do also realize that Heaven is hotter than Hell right? So while one "roasts" in hell, you'll be "burning" in Heaven.

    Proof:
    The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days. Thus, heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty nine) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation
    (H/E)4 = 50 where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300°K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798° absolute (525°C).
    The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)
    We have then, temperature of heaven, 525°C (977°F). Temperature of hell, less than 445°F). Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.

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  • The_Word_Of_Reason
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Clearly you people do not understand Christianity nor the King James Bible. Why would we go to Hell? We follow all of God's commandments in the Bible, not like Salad Bar Christians like you who feel you can pick and choose what you like. Where do you get the authority to determine which parts of the Bible you follow?

    We are securing ourselves a place in Heaven because we are True Christians™ who follow the KJV 1611 word-for-word, literally. There is no room for interpretation or ignoring whole books. Being a Christian isn't just reading the Gospel of John, it's also about Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
    (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAIf a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

    Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAIf within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.


    So you believe in rape?

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  • MudkipsRBelievers
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Clearly you people do not understand Christianity nor the King James Bible. Why would we go to Hell? We follow all of God's commandments in the Bible, not like Salad Bar Christians like you who feel you can pick and choose what you like. Where do you get the authority to determine which parts of the Bible you follow?

    We are securing ourselves a place in Heaven because we are True Christians™ who follow the KJV 1611 word-for-word, literally. There is no room for interpretation or ignoring whole books. Being a Christian isn't just reading the Gospel of John, it's also about Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
    Shouldn't you Christians actually READ the word of Christ instead of his followers and then those people who came after who decided to alter the Bible? KJV followers such as yourself have been misled from the true words of God found in the scrolls of the Gnostic Gospels. And if you really follow that book word for word, then you better start stoning people who curse God, disobey parents, non-virgins getting married wearing white, and commit adultery. Then you can be like those sandniggers in the Middle East!

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Even if you were to totally ignore the fact he was a paedophile, you must realize that he was raised a Jehovah's Witness and later converted to Islam, so never in his life he was a True Christian(tm) and only True Christians(tm) are allowed into Heaven. It doesn't matter how much hot air you idiots spew, it's not changing the fact that tonight Michael Jackson is roasting in the pits of Hell. Last night we had a party at my house celebrating his death. Hopefully many people around the world will look at his sinful, depraved life and realize the Lord doesn't tolerate His enemies. I pray that people find Christ and start reading the KJV 1611 so that Michael's death would not be in vain.

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  • God Loves Me
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Praising his death? You are all sick, self-righteous bastards. God does not want all this hate. The joke's going to be on you, when you finally face God and he smites you all for being such haters.

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  • Fustrum
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    He was guilty.
    We patron saints of the internet have a term that would fit flawlessly here: SOURCE.

    No, the bible doesn't count. That's like referencing Moby *obscenity deleted*.
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-27-2009, 04:24 AM. Reason: Watch your language.

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  • Ebaums King!!!!!!
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I don't have to prove anything. He admitted that he lets the kids sleep in his bed.
    ahh but you forget that he said he did nothing wrong to them, they just slept in the same bed, he was a kid at heart and was always really just a child. R.I.P. Michael

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  • MudkipsRBelievers
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    Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I don't have to prove anything. He admitted that he lets the kids sleep in his bed.
    In many cultures, it's very normal to let kids sleep in an adults bed.

    RIP MJ, MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN A HAPPIER PLACE.

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