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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

    The full details of Michael Jackson's blasphemous and degenerate lifestyle have yet to be told, but THE FIRST sordid details have begun to leak. As if any Christ could have doubted it, we now are hearing that he wasn't even the father of those freakish children he had in his care all these years. One can only imagine what horrors befell those little bastards...


    Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids

    Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.


    Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!

    Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...

    While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.

    After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."

    MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

    If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

    Of course he's not their father. They're two little white kids. Who would sleep with that whale, anyway?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

      You'd think that with all his money, he could have bought someone of decent stock to bear his children.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • StreetPreacherLew
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2008
        • 107

        #4
        Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

        Seriously, how does this:


        ...make kids that look like THIS?!?



        Judging by the incestuous hand-holding, it seems these hell-bound youngsters have been taught the sinful ways of their "father". This unnaturalness is nauseating.

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        • StreetPreacherLew
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 107

          #5
          Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

          "Blanket"

          What kind of sissified, Nancy-boy name is "Blanket"?!?

          Child would have been better off if that rotting demon had dropped him off the balcony while he was still innocent and had a chance at Jesus' sweet mercy.

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          • JoeJackson
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            • Jul 2009
            • 43

            #6
            Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

            Well, I don't what them kids either. The money Micheal gave to them is locked in a trust, I can't even get on cent of it, so what good are they?

            A sneak peak at my tell all book. She was the 'mom' 'cause she caught Micheal with one of his monkeys 'swinging the vine' and Michael used to call it. So they worked out a deal. The guys was...... his initials are R.G. famous for the line"I have no where else to go". Him and Michael used to hang out when Micheal was a young boy.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson Was NOT a Father!

              Here's a picture of Michael and Blanket at the same age. Will she ever be seen in public, again?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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