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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

    Sometimes I think we give them too much attention, but the latest stunt down in Albion deserves our attention.

    Attention: women, don't read!




    Pupils told: Sex every day keeps the GP away

    A National Health Service leaflet is advising school pupils that they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

    The advice appears in guidance circulated to parents, teachers and youth workers, and is intended to update sex education by telling pupils about the benefits of sexual pleasure. For too long, say its authors, experts have concentrated on the need for “safe sex” and loving relationships while ignoring the main reason that many people have sex, that is, for enjoyment.

    The document, called Pleasure, has been drawn up by NHS Sheffield, although it is also being circulated outside the city.
    Alongside the slogan “an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”, it says: “Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes’ physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?”
    A what a day?

    I have no words for this. Honestly.

    I wonder how long it will take before sex in the US will be mandatory.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

    I wonder how long it will take before sex in the US will be mandatory.
    With that negro in the Whitehouse, it has to be any day now. They already force kids to take condoms with their school lunch every day.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #3
      Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

      Yes, and next they'll be eating placentas!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • angels
        Forum Member, lost in space
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2009
        • 794

        #4
        Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

        Pastor, The local hospital gives free condoms to minors. They give the morning after pill to get rid of *unwanted* pregnacies. I've seen girls as young as 12 years old sat waiting for this *treatment*.
        The young people by young people, I'm speaking of teenage girls and boys, sit in parks, on street corners and even bus shelters, drinking, fighting, and doing terrible things with each other.
        It's encouraged here, because no one stands up to them.Call the police and complain, you are lucky if they turn up within a week.
        But while the powers that be keep encouraging minors to have sex, nothing will change.
        I am so ashamed to be English.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

          I am shocked. I thought it wasn't possible.


          I will not quote this filth on these forums, you'll have to click!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • angels
            Forum Member, lost in space
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 794

            #6
            Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            I am shocked. I thought it wasn't possible.


            I will not quote this filth on these forums, you'll have to click!

            Mr. Mayfield, there is so much Sin in My Country. Teachers, Council officials, even Postman all have a hand in this. Some of the leaflets delivered by the Postie is promoting Filth.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

              Excuse me as I'm still ill and now I hear PETA is promoting this practice of eating placentas!!!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

                That's one of my least favorite appetizers when I go out for Spanish food.\
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Dr. Zaius
                  Member of Landover Zoological Society
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 249

                  #9
                  Re: Britain orders minors to have intercourse!

                  Next, they'll be selling stem cells in the hair salon:

                  What do you think they mean by 'dual action'?
                  Ack!

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