Internal Twitter documents PROVE tweeting is of SATAN

[Larry Lee]

This won't come as any surprise to the True Christians(tm) of Landover Baptist, but the recent theft of internal Twitter documents proves that the company is run by liberal atheists who hate Jesus with the kind of full-blooded passion that you can only find among, well, liberal atheists.

You may as well go here to inspect the evidence yourself... Re: Twitter intends to increase revenues from $400K to $4 million in one quarter?!? A pact with Satan is the only way to pull that off.

[Nobar King]

Re: Internal Twitter documents PROVE tweeting is of SATAN

I didn't use any real information when I signed up, so I'm not too worried.

[Nobar King]

Re: Internal Twitter documents PROVE tweeting is of SATAN

apparently Twitter is for old people.

I don't know how I feel about that.