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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #1

    Homer Agenda Reaches British Food Products

    We've all heard of Twinkies, those luscious, cream-spurting sweetcakes. But now, in a further disgusting advance, the Homer Agenda has begun promoting the EATING of FAGGOTS in England!

    Family of faggot fans fly the flag

    The Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots



    A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.


    The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.

    The family will be touring the country extolling the virtues of the dish, which is best-known for its links with the Black Country.

    The Doody family were chosen to front the campaign after impressing judges at the Savoy Hotel in London in November.

    Faggot facts
    Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages

    Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle

    Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal

    Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork

    Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide


    They displayed their fanaticism for the delicacy during quizzes, role-plays and mock commercials.

    "The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list," said Janet Doody.

    Her husband Fred added: "It's unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

    "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

    The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas, and will be launching the awareness campaign on Tuesday at Liverpool University, followed by visits this week to Nottingham, Leeds, Sheffield and Birmingham.
    The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.

  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Homer Agenda Reaches British Food Products

    It gets worse with these Hell-bound Brits Brother Knees.
    Not only do they adore Faggots but they follow it with a Liberal dose of spotted Dick!
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    Originally posted by Liberal Source
    The word "dick" has appeared in any number of strange places. Around the 1840s, "dick" was used to mean a type of hard cheese; when treacle sauce was added, it became "treacle dick", and finally when currants or raisins were added (looking like little spots), the "spotted dick" was born.
    I always knew God in his wisdom gave Homers the Gay Plague, now we have a new name for it!

    Praise The Lord™

    There's also Toad in the Hole, but I daren't go there.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #3
      Re: Homer Agenda Reaches British Food Products

      Those parents are obviously NOT Christian. What they're forcing their children to endure is practically as irresponsible as making them hand out Watchtowers brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #4
        Re: Homer Agenda Reaches British Food Products

        I have heard from somewhere that DEMONcrat candidate John Edwards likes faggots.

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #5
          Re: Homer Agenda Reaches British Food Products

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          I have heard from somewhere that DEMONcrat candidate John Edwards likes faggots.
          Not quite, Monty. In Edwards' case, it's not the traditional British food product that Edwards is so fond of (the British delicacy that's everyone's first thought when they think of faggots), but rather, what's being referred to is the wimpy, effeminate way in which Edwards carries himself and the obvious, girlish pride he takes in it. It's easy to understand, though, how you would confuse the two connotations of the word.
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