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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #1

    Pervert Prez frees Japanese spies from N Korean troll doll.

    Former bad President and current sex fiend Bill "define "is" Clinton went to North Korea and passed along a mysterious message from our Muslim President that managed to get two female spies freed. The DC Muslim denies he had anything to do with it but we all know he's a liar. These spies were no doubt very, VERY grateful to Bubba on the plane ride back to America.

    It makes sense that Billybob did it to secure a three way mile high orgy being as he's a sex addict. It is a well known fact that he travels in a plane equipped with a bedroom film studio built right in. If anyone can get two Japanese sluts into a planes bedroom it would be Bill Clinton. I am appalled that he is allowed to travel abroad much less speak on Americas behalf.

    Secular link to the sordid details.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Pervert Prez frees Japanese spies from N Korean troll doll.

    I'll bet that filthy lecher's cigars got a real work out on the plane trip back to the US.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Pervert Prez frees Japanese spies from N Korean troll doll.

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      I'll bet that filthy lecher's cigars got a real work out on the plane trip back to the US.

      I bet he had to modify his wrist technique, allowing for the oriental tilt of the relevant orifice.

      Bill truly is depraved.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Once was lost
        ...but now is found.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2009
        • 490

        #4
        Re: Pervert Prez frees Japanese spies from N Korean troll doll.

        Why do i get a sick feeling that North Korea has been just introduced to the HIV Virus?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #5
          Re: Pervert Prez frees Japanese spies from N Korean troll doll.

          Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
          Why do i get a sick feeling that North Korea has been just introduced to the HIV Virus?
          If there's a God in Heaven (which there is), it has.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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