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    Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

    Satan has a new workplace and it is called Tim Hortons.
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    Re: Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

    Many pointed out that the sponsorship appeared to be in violation of Tim Hortons' corporate policy, which states that the company "does not sponsor individuals, those representing religious groups, political affiliates, book endorsements or travelling sports teams."
    It has come to our attention that the Rhode Island event organizer and purpose of the event fall outside of our sponsorship guidelines. As such, Tim Hortons can not provide support at the event," the statement said.
    It wouldn't look good for the Tim Horton Business if they had sponsored the event. I'm sure a lot of people would have gotten angry and their sales might have fallen because of that.

    Company's like this don't care about morals of beliefs, it's what brings in more money.

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      Re: Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

      Company's like this don't care about morals of beliefs
      Tim Hortons and all its workers now belong to Satan!

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        Re: Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

        I can't wait to watch Mr. Horton burn in hell. There is no excuse for mollycoddling queers, and the Bible says that anyone who does will follow them to the lake of fire.

        Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

          Many times i have watched commuters go to the drive through here and scream "double,double" into some speaker system. I suspect what they really mean was "DEVIL,DEVIL."

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            Re: Tim Hortons,Satans new workplace

            Originally posted by Once was lost View Post
            Many times i have watched commuters go to the drive through here and scream "double,double" into some speaker system. I suspect what they really mean was "DEVIL,DEVIL."

            It means 2 sugar and 2 milk packets for their coffee.

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