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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322
    #1

    Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

    In what could only be described as a divine sense of humor, Jesus Christ stopped a Nevada "Global Warming" rally in it's place with, of all things, SLEET.Gotta love Jesus!

    More than two dozen demonstrators braved cold, wet weather Saturday in Reno to attend a rally designed to draw attention to global warming.
    The event was cut short by heavy rain and sleet, said organizer Lisa Stiller of the Northern Nevada Coalition for Climate Change.
    Heres the scoop.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
    Tags: dirty stinky hippies
    • MoonFlower
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 522
      #2
      Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

      Sarge, global warming doesn't mean that the Earth's climate is only getting hotter. It means that all the Earth's climate is getting out of wack from all the pollution we cause.

      Moon
      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322
          #3
          Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

          Thats pretty fancy talk for a hippy.
          If it was as you say it is, it would be called "Out of wack Earth climate from human pollution" which it isn't. It's called "Global Warming" and Jesus will put an end to this hippy pipe dream. By "Pipe dream" I mean dope pipe because only a dope would believe it.

          Jesus sent sleet and freezing cold rain to squash this eco wacko love-in and I think it's hilarious.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • MoonFlower
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 522
              #4
              Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

              Ok. I'll just agree with you so you could feel better about yourself.

              Moon
              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                  Reading the Bible makes me feel better about myself.
                  Reading about Jesus humiliating hippies just makes me laugh.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • MoonFlower
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 522
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                      Well that's great Sarge! I think you should read the Bible some more!

                      Moon
                      You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                          Sarge, global warming doesn't mean that the Earth's climate is only getting hotter. It means that all the Earth's climate is getting out of wack from all the pollution we cause.

                          Moon
                          Exactly, Moon. Global warming is tied into climate change, which basically translates into:
                          PEOPLE ARE F*CKING UP THE WORLD - BIGTIME.
                          sigpic
                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Exactly, Moon. Global warming is tied into climate change, which basically translates into:
                              PEOPLE ARE F*CKING UP THE WORLD - BIGTIME.
                              Well, if you're against climate change, you must be opposed to the vile hippy trash in this article.
                              The event was cut short by heavy rain and sleet, said organizer Lisa Stiller of the Northern Nevada Coalition for Climate Change.
                              I dunno why they're so keen on climate change either, but hippies will demonstrate about anything.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • Rachael Van Helsing
                                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 5131
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                  Well, if you're against climate change, you must be opposed to the vile hippy trash in this article.
                                  Now, now, BT, you don't need to be mean!
                                  I'm sure wacky tabaccy doesn't impact on the weather that much.
                                  sigpic
                                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                    • Marshall
                                      Righteous and Patriotic
                                      Highest body count at the VFW
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 3322
                                      #10
                                      Re: Jesus taunts idiot hippies with irony.

                                      Yes well you should read the definition of irony, then read the articles title.
                                      Global warming rally cut short by cold weather
                                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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