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  • Bum smuggling terrorist bombers!

    I would be able to stop laughing if this wasn't so serious.
    LONDON, Sept. 28, 2009Al Qaeda Bombers Learn from Drug Smugglers


    New Technique of Storing Bomb Materials Inside Body Cavity Nearly Kills a Saudi Prince


    By Sheila MacVicar

    Security officials are concerned over a tactic newly employed by al Qaeda. Sheila MacVicar reports suicide bombers are now storing explosives inside their bodies in order to avoid detection.
    Suicide bomber Abdullah Asieri, avoided detection by two sets of airport security and palace security by smuggling a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator in his rectum. (CBS)
    Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations. To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia's most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in the close company of the prince's own secret service agents - all without anyone suspecting a thing.

    How did he do it?

    Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum. This was a meticulously planned operation with al Qaeda once again producing something new: this time, the Trojan bomber.

    The blast left the prince lightly wounded - a failure as an assassination, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect. The bomber persuaded the prince he wanted to leave al Qaeda, setting a trap.

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    I'm going to have to stay away from any Saudi princes. They just aren't safe, anymore.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    I can just imagine the practice sessions they have to prepare the young would-be bombers.

    "Bend over, Muhammed, and I'll show you how to fit it in there." <bow-chicka-bow-wow>

    "Ahmed, um, is that a bomb?"

    "Oh, yeah . . . and it's about to go off!"









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    • #3
      Re: Bum smuggling terrorist bombers!

      Check out that rodent face. Looks like a bum smuggler to me.
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        I hope when the bomb went off that the mudslime's tallywacker went with it.

        He'll arrive in whatever they call heaven and be faced with the problem of how to handle all those virgins he was promised.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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          Re: Bum smuggling terrorist bombers!

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          I hope when the bomb went off that the mudslime's tallywacker went with it.

          He'll arrive in whatever they call heaven and be faced with the problem of how to handle all those virgins he was promised.
          Not to mention the whole Lake of Fire thing, with the burning and the agony and the torturous eternal punishment.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            Re: Bum smuggling terrorist bombers!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Not to mention the whole Lake of Fire thing, with the burning and the agony and the torturous eternal punishment.
            Considering one of Satans preferred activities, I wonder how well that would work with someone who detonated a bomb in thier rectum ?


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • #7
              Re: Bum smuggling terrorist bombers!

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Considering one of Satans preferred activities, I wonder how well that would work with someone who detonated a bomb in thier rectum ?
              For some reason, the image of someone throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley comes to mind.

              What an odd thing to be thinking of!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                The mooselimbs never fail to impress me when it comes to enforcing the tenants of their religion, even if it is a false one. Jesus' command to obey secular law often struck me as flawed before I joined Landover (and in the end Jesus meant for His law to become the ultimate law of the land).

                Punishing homers by inserting bombs up their rectum sounds on the surface to be a well formed punishment if it were not for the fact that a homer just might enjoy it.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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