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  • Atheist are evil
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 31
    #16
    Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

    Imagine that...

    Now those brave american young men won't only have to worry about killing infidels, but to watch over their shoulders for those evil homers, rapists.
    "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #17
        Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

        Originally posted by Atheist are evil View Post
        Imagine that...

        Now those brave american young men won't only have to worry about killing infidels, but to watch over their shoulders for those evil homers, rapists.
        Right you are. Since everyone knows that sodomites are incapable of forming long-term relationships*, they can satisfy themselves only by raping pure straight men or by doing worse things . By the way, everyone knows that sodomites and Islamojihadofascists are in league with each other, since both groups hate America for our freedoms; they just pretend to hate each other as a red herring.

        *Which raises the issue of why they really want to "marry" one another.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • im a queer pervert get over it
            Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
            • Sep 2009
            • 39
            #18
            Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Right you are. Since everyone knows that sodomites are incapable of forming long-term relationships*, they can satisfy themselves only by raping pure straight men or by doing worse things . By the way, everyone knows that sodomites and Islamojihadofascists are in league with each other, since both groups hate America for our freedoms; they just pretend to hate each other as a red herring.

            *Which raises the issue of why they really want to "marry" one another.
            you are a complete dickhead pastor, you have no idea what its like to be gay. I am gay and would never rape anyone as i believe it is the worst crime you can do, you have intercourse with other males who want to do it. This is a positive step by obama, all he is guranteeing is equal rights which is fair, he isnt making the army gay he is just saying: you know what it dont matter wether you like men or women. I believe people like you are disgusting and you will have no peace in your life as you will become isolated, and by the way israel doesnt need you mother fuckers to defend them asswipe
            Lev.18:22
            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449
                #19
                Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                Originally posted by im a queer pervert get over it View Post
                asswipe
                Well, you sure need one of those after you are done.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930
                    #20
                    Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                    Originally posted by im a queer pervert get over it View Post
                    israel doesnt need you mother piffleers to defend them asswipe
                    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


                    You have a real gift for comedy, friend! Tell us another one!
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639
                        #21
                        Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                        Originally posted by im a queer pervert get over it View Post
                        you have no idea what its like to be gay.
                        Nor do I care. Have fun in hell.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                          • Hank
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 405
                            #22
                            Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Nor do I care. Have fun in hell.
                            Dont need to look down the sewers to know what goes down there.

                            Praise the Lord there is a place for fags. HELL!
                            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                            GOD HATES FAGS
                            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                             WHITE AND PROUD

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639
                                #23
                                Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                                Dont need to look down the sewers to know what goes down there.
                                No, you don't, not one bit. By the way, this argument also works when the hellbound Christ-haters challenge us on other matters, such as how we can condemn the Harry Potter books without having read them.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                  • Hank
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Oct 2009
                                    • 405
                                    #24
                                    Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                    No, you don't, not one bit. By the way, this argument also works when the hellbound Christ-haters challenge us on other matters, such as how we can condemn the Harry Potter books without having read them.
                                    Christ haters are such looneys
                                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                    GOD HATES FAGS
                                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                     WHITE AND PROUD

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                                      • Newleaf
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 35
                                        #25
                                        Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                        Look on the bright side. Maybe all the good, patriotic, Christian boys in our armed forces can beat the homosexuality out of them.

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                                          • Osambo 08
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Sep 2008
                                            • 671
                                            #26
                                            Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                            They just want to protect your country from terrorists and this is how you re-pay them? They are humans just like you and I. They deserve respect and honor for their laudable endeavors.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #27
                                                Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                                Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                                                They just want to protect your country from terrorists and this is how you re-pay them? They are humans just like you and I. They deserve respect and honor for their laudable endeavors.
                                                The Bible says that queers are an abomination. That's good enough for me.


                                                Lev.18:22
                                                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Osambo 08
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Sep 2008
                                                    • 671
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    The Bible says that queers are an abomination. That's good enough for me.
                                                    But isn't joining the army a step towards manliness, Pastor?


                                                    Please, lower the post wait to 300!!! I'm sorry...

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                                        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                                                        But isn't joining the army a step towards manliness, Pastor?
                                                        No, accepting Jesus is a step towards manliness. Queers want to join the army because they see our Godly Troops as a smorgasbord of sodomy.


                                                        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                                                        Please, lower the post wait to 300!!! I'm sorry...
                                                        No. You are not welcome here. Accept Jesus or accept the consequences.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Chin Han Lo
                                                            Unsaved trash, Godless Jap
                                                             
                                                            • Oct 2009
                                                            • 30
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Obama pledges all-gay military by 2010

                                                            Ah, this berry berry good news! I am the most happiest to hear that the mighty American Army is going gay. We have your jobs, we now take your money. Soon you will not have any power to stop honorable Chinaman from living on God's favorite land.
                                                            berry honorable Chin Han Lo

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